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My Babysitter’s A Vampire TV Show (2011-2012)

My Babysitter’s a Vampire: The Show (2011–2012) “Twilight for kids? Nah, this is Goosebumps with memes.” Lets start by showing y’all the theme song shall we? 🎶 Theme SongInstead of trailers, we got a theme song that’s burned into fans’ brains forever. Cheesy, catchy, and perfectly sets up the vibe: this is going to be…

My Babysitter’s A Vampire The Movie (2010)

My Babysitter’s a Vampire: The Movie (2010) “When your babysitter brings fangs instead of juice boxes.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🪦 Vaulted SegmentThis film is officially vaulted. It used to live on Netflix, but now? Gone. Poof. Vanished like a vampire in sunlight. And Disney+ won’t touch…

Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare (2025)

🧚‍♂️ Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare (2025) The Boy Who Wouldn’t Grow Up… Into Anything Good — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailer Sadly, the trailer tells you everything about this movie: grim fairy tale reimagining, “public domain horror” energy, and Peter Pan as a full-on child snatcher. Think “what if…

Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 (2024)

🍯🐻 Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 (2024) “Still Silly, but Now It Actually Tries” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 📽 Trailers — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This sequel takes place after the first massacre in the Hundred Acre Wood. Pooh is back—and this time, he’s not alone. We’ve got Owl and…

Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023)

🍯🐻 Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023) “Childhood Ruined, Now in Public Domain” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So here’s the pitch: “What if Winnie-the-Pooh was evil?” That’s literally it. Pooh and Piglet, abandoned by Christopher Robin, go feral and decide to kill a…

The Monkeys Paw (2013)

🐒 The Monkey’s Paw (2013) Review “Be careful what you wish for…” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers leaned hard on the chilling gimmick: an ancient monkey’s paw that grants three wishes, each with horrifying consequences. A simple hook, but one rooted in classic horror lore. —…

Black Phone (2022)

☎️ The Black Phone (2022) – “When the Phone Rings, Don’t Answer… or Maybe You Should” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, you know what that means? Cue the logo! I know I put this in a Stephen King adaptation category and it’s not…

The Crow (2024)

The Crow (2024) “Some Ghosts Should’ve Stayed Buried” 🪦🖤 — Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? 🎬 The Curse of Development Hell 🕰️⚒️ Before a single frame was shot, this Crow remake was already haunted. Hollywood had been trying to remake or reboot The Crow for over a decade, and every attempt…

The Crow (1994)

The Crow (1994) “It Can’t Rain All the Time” ☔🖤🕊️ — Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? 🎬 — A Cursed Classic 💀👻 Before even diving into the movie itself, it’s impossible not to talk about the shadow that hangs over The Crow. This wasn’t just a film adaptation of James O’Barr’s…

SpongeBob Squarepants The Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom (2017) 🎃

The Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom (2017) 🎃 “When SpongeBob goes spooky in stop-motion” — 🕷️ Opening / Trailer Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Nickelodeon hyped this one as “SpongeBob’s scariest Halloween yet.” The hook was obvious: it ditched the classic hand-drawn animation for stop-motion — instantly giving it a spooky, handmade,…