Wrath Of The Titans: Let’s start off with showing y’all the trailers shall we?

Oh boy I’ve been wanting to get around to reviewing this film….now the million-dollar question is did I love this film or hate it?

Spoiler alert, I hated this…..this film is utter trash, this film is the literal definition of a pointless sequel.

So here’s the plot rundown, somewhat years later Perseus now has a son (I forget his name, let’s call him Bland Mcgee) so Perseus and Bland Mcgee both live in a little village.

Until one day these titans come out and attack them. Why had these Titans all of a sudden come out of hiding? Well might have to do with the fact that Hades sent them out after luring

Zeus

Poseidon

Ares

To the underworld, attack them. Area turns on them and reveals to be working with Hades, oh and they kill off Poseidon, womp womp.

Yes God can die now, somehow. Then the Titans break free and attack Perseus’s town.

“What are u waiting for!? Burn me!”

Then Perseus gets involved in all this, must go find Poseidon’s son, and ask him for help. Along with Andromeda (now played by Rosamund Pike), so they head out with Poseidon’s son who is a Prisoner.

He reluctantly agrees to help, they go pay this guy named (idk let’s just call him Bill Nighy. Since it’s that actor) he apparently worked with the gods but was banished for reasons.

Now he wastes his days away in a cave chit-chatting with that metal owl from the original Clash Of The Titans, but the owl is shut off. So he’s just delusional.

So time to give the rating so we can get into more spoilers, uhhh 0/10 ain’t worth the time. Warning spoilers ahead y’all been warned ⚠️.
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Time for spoilers and time to spoil the 3rd act I guess.

So he helps them get into Tartarus. It’s a maze he created that has tons of dangerous mechanisms and a creature called the minotaur.

Spoilers I hate the design they went for it in this film, in every Depiction the minotaur he has a bull head with a man’s body. In this film, he has a man’s face with a scuffed-up nose, snot, and slobber around his nose and mouth (ewww), and is slightly chubby.

Why this design? So come 3rd act, they makeHethe underworld. Where Hades gets told by Zeus who’s been chained up and being drained of his power to revive their father Kronos.

He forgives Hades, and this makes Hades change sides for some reason. Ares attacks Hades because he’s weak, yada yada, and all that.

Perseus saves his father Zeus and they make it to the overworld where Kronos is about to come and attack, so Andromeda and a whole army have to get ready to fight.

Zeus gets told by Ares To come to meet him at the god-worshipping place where he’s holding his son captive, so they both can end this once and for all.

End this as if one of them kills each other.

The fight ends with Perseus stabbing Ares with  Zues bolt, yeah The God Of War dies like that. Womp womp, so both Perseus and Bland Mcgee both merge all 3 items together.

Poseidon trident

Zeus bolt

Hades Bident

Which creates this spear called the Spear of Dreams (what a boring name).

So then Kronos comes out of a volcano yada yada, and Hades comes into a tent where Zeus is Unconscious. He reawakens Zeus by giving some of his powers to him.

They both go out there together as brothers and help the fight, anyway fight ends with Zeus getting blasted by Kronos and hitting a rock.

Perseus shows up on his Pegasus and throws the spear into Krono’s mouth which blows him up somehow. Yeah idk either, the film does end on a sad note where Zues is about to die and he says bye to his son.

He tells him there are no more gods anymore (see as I said at the end of my Clash Of The Titans review, retcon) Zeus then turns to a statue and then turns to dust.

Hades now is a mortal, he says maybe I’m better off as a mortal, well this is depressing. Anyway the end.

Hurray? Well actually yes hurray because this film is finally done and I can leave now, anyways hope y’all enjoyed this review.