The Lego Movie 2: im gonna start off with saying im not a huge fan of this film …..lets start off with the trailers

I think the best way to describe why I don’t like this film is because it feels to girly….let me explain….majority of this film has glitter,  pop music, bright everything colors, dancing….yeah I know dancing isn’t just a small girls thing….but if u out all those together…..u see my point……and I wouldn’t have a problem with the music….if it was good…..news flash it aint good…..heck one of there songs is called…..this songs gonna get stuck inside ur head…..I mean from that title alone do u think that sounds like a great song….BTW tell me what u feel from reading these lyrics im about to tell u guys that’s in the song 

This song gonna get stuck inside ur, this song gonna get stuck inside ur, this song gonna get stuck inside ur head!!, this song gonna get stuck inside ur, this song gonna gwt stuck inside ur, this song gonna gwt stuck inside ur head!!…its so catchy,  catchy, such a catchy song…were gonna make u happy, happy…don’t try to fight it, sing along

…..yeah great such complex lyrics…..wouldn’t u say? ….sigh…honestly that song has got on my nerve right away….

Its because the lyrics are dumb….and the auto tone in the song is annoying……sighhhh….so let’s get into the plot

• so in this film we see that the aliens  destroyed everything….and now our main characters live in an apocalyptic world…hm sounds like Mad Max….oh if ur wondering where lord Business is…well he decided to at the beginning of this film to leave them and head off to golf…..seriously is it just me does it seem like he’s based on the orange-skinned idiot that we won’t mention here…..anyways Emmet hasn’t changed….he’s still happy and looks at the positive…..while wild Style has changed…..so one day this alien soldier named General…….sigh……..General Sweet Mayhem…….I swear it’s like this film ain’t my type…..yet I really love the first one……anyways she starts attacking our main characters…..they make it back to the bunker where everyone is hiding…..then General Sweet makes it inside and kidnaps…batman and wild Style and 90s space man…and Uni-Kitty….how does she capture batman u may ask….well easy…she shoots him with stickers……..ah yes we have superman who’s weakness Kryptonite….but he’s got nothing on batman…because apparently his weakness is stickers…….sighhhhhh……so they get captured…Emmet must go save them…..he makes a house space ship….and sighh….bumps into a space ship that has a guy on it named Rex DangerVest….and his crew are a bunch of Raptors…….get it because Rex is voiced by Chris Pratt…and Chris Pratt is in Jurassic World……ha…..ha…..ha….haaaa….so funny….I almost forgot to laugh…..so anyways him and Rex team up with each other…….to go save Emmetts friends…….also we cut to our other main characters and oh boy…..they get introduced to a queen named ….I kid u not…..Queen Watevra Wa-Nabi……..yeah great its one of those film….she songs a song of how she ain’t evil…..enjoy this song I guess…..I didn’t 

Seriously the lyrics in these songs are ear grading…..there not catchy in my opinion…..well its catchy…..just not catchy in the good way…..anyways…..guys and ladies I want to skip quite a bit and say this….General Sweet Mayhem takes our main characters to a spa…that are runned by glittering vampire’s……oh boy 2 guesses on what this movie is making fun…..anyways also guess who else is at the spa…. Bruce Willis…….yeah …..I don’t know what kid is gonna understand a Bruce Willis joke……but hey u do u film…..so they try washing wild Style hair…turns out her hair ain’t naturally black…the black pant comes off…yeah no expert on hair color….but im sure washing it with water isn’t gonna wash the hair dye away easily………anyways her hair color is pink and blue…..great..make escape into the vents and guess who’s there…fricking Bruce Willis….and he says yes I spend slot of time in air ducts…..I I don’t live up here, I certainly have a home elsewhere…….again which kid is gonna understand a Die Hard joke…..

Oh BTW if ur wondering what she escaping from…well ladies and gentlemen I introduce u to the worst song in this film….im sorry….

Yes thats right just a little over 2 min of cringy song…..bright colors…..glitter on batman outfit….wait why is batman wearing black and have glitter?……and why is he doing the floss…I swear to God that dance is outdated…….I can’t stand this scene….it makes my eyes want to vomit…and my ears bleed…..ahhhh lets skip skip skip a lot…

So Queen Watevra Wa-Nabi ans her men are setting up for a dinner to unite wild Style and her friends with them………Emmett and Rex make it there…wild Style does find our Queen Watevra Wa-Nabi is actually not evil….also she’s in love with batman….and batman is in love with her…barf…..so I know what ur thinking wait if she ain’t the villain…then who is…well turns out Rex DangerVest is the villain……huhhh….yeah I was confused as well…turns out he’s future Emmett…yeah still makes things confusing doesn’t it…turns out reason why future Emmett is evil is because he got abandoned by his friends under neath a washer…..and he wants Emmett to turn evil as well….why why just why….seriously if u have a way to time travel to ur past ….why don’t u change the outcome of him getting left behind…instead of idk….wanting Emmett to be evil….oh right I guess we wouldn’t have a bad guy if he thought properly….sigh….so anyways he kicks Emmet into the real world under a washer…he almost gets left behind but wild Style comes and saves him….but evil Emmet is like what no this can’t be I wanted this to happen…..oh whaaa whaaa…grow up evil Emmet……oh yeah forget to mention while this is happening the Lego world is getting sucked into a void…because the mother in real life is tossing the legos into a bin because the son and daughter weren’t getting along…ah now I see ….this whole time the Lego girl characters were controlled by a girl…and she wanted to create piece with her brother….or else there legos get tossed away…..so clever….ha…….ha…….ha……haaaaa…..anyways 5hey make up which convinces the mother to stop…..Emmet gets saved…..and the film does end on the only song I like…..

Granted the lyrics are nothing to steller…..anyways the Lego world is saved…everyone is at piece…and lord Buisness comes back from golfing….and gets his head set on fire and goes inside a rocket shop and set them off….goof riddance……anyways happy bs….yah…..the end…..overall I don’t like this film like at all….in fact this was my least favorite Lego film…..I waited what almost a decade for this?…..yeah I’m sorry its just not meant for me…I do love the first one though….im gonna give this film a solid…3/10