🔥 Carrie (2013) My Favorite Take on the Prom Queen of Horror Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content WarningBoth versions of Carrie deal with very heavy subject matter. The films feature themes of abuse, bullying, religious fanaticism, and graphic violence — including sexual humiliation, child abuse, and disturbing depictions of…
Carrie (1976)
🩸 Carrie (1976) The Prom Queen of Horror, But Not My Crown Favorite Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content WarningBoth versions of Carrie deal with very heavy subject matter. The films feature themes of abuse, bullying, religious fanaticism, and graphic violence — including sexual humiliation, child abuse, and disturbing depictions…
Dreamcatchers (2003)
👽💩 Dreamcatcher (2003) – The One Where Aliens Come Out of Your Butt 🎥 Trailers First — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Dreamcatcher starts with four lifelong friends who share a psychic bond after saving a boy with disabilities in childhood. Years later, they reunite for their annual hunting trip in the Maine woods, only to…
Maximum Overdrive (1986)
🚚 Maximum Overdrive (1986) Cocaine, Killer Trucks & King’s Cross-Eyed Chaos — 🎥 Let’s Start with the Trailer, Shall We? Before the movie even hit theaters, we got what might be the most unhinged trailer in horror history. Stephen King himself wanders out of the fog, stands in front of a pitch-black wall, points directly…
The Black Phone 2 (2025)
🎥 The Black Phone 2 “Dialing back into the nightmare… but this time, Gwen answers.” — 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️This sequel is gnarly — not in the fun “surf’s up”…
Resident Evil 8 Village (2021)
Resident Evil 8 Village Reveiw (2021) “Tall Hats, Tiny Brains: How Resident Evil Village Pretends to be Open but Stays on Rails” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Search Capcom’s official trailers for: Launch Trailer, “Maiden” Demo Trailer, Showcase Footage. They sell exactly what the game is—icy fairy-tale nightmare meets monster anthology….
Resident Evil 7 Biohazard (2017)
Resident Evil 7: Biohazard (2017) 🪓🏚️👁️ “Welcome to the Family, Son” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers First — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview After Resident Evil 6’s over-the-top action nearly killed the franchise, Capcom did a hard reset with RE7. Gone were the globe-trotting campaigns and explosions — in…
Resident Evil 6 (2012)
Resident Evil 6 (2012) 💥🧟♂️🎮 “The Kitchen Sink of Resident Evil” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers First — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Resident Evil 6 is the most ambitious — and bloated — entry in the franchise. Instead of one campaign, it has four interwoven storylines, each following…
Resident Evil 5 (2009)
Resident Evil 5 (2009) 🧟♂️🔥 Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers First — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Following the events of Resident Evil 4, Chris Redfield (Roger Craig Smith) has joined the BSAA (Bioterrorism Security Assessment Alliance). Sent to Kijuju, Africa, to investigate a new bio-organic weapons outbreak, Chris teams…
Resident Evil 4 (2005/2023)
Resident Evil 4 (2005 / Remake 2023) 🧟♂️🔫 The Village That Changed Survival Horror Forever — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers — 📝 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview You play as Leon S. Kennedy (Paul Mercier in the original, Nick Apostolides in the remake), the rookie cop from Resident Evil 2,…
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