🩸 Underworld: Blood Wars (2016) Review “By this point, even the blood feud feels drained.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers promised a darker, more epic war than ever before, with Selene caught between Lycans and Vampires in a desperate bid for survival. Lots of snow, lots…
Underworld Awakening (2012)
🧛 Underworld: Awakening (2012) Review “Selene’s back, but the franchise is running on fumes.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers promised a bold new direction: humans discovering vampires and Lycans, starting a war of extermination. Selene returns after being absent in the prequel, and this time it…
Underworld Rise of the Lycans (2009)
🐺 Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009) Review “When backstory becomes the whole story.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers pitched this as the long-awaited origin tale: how the vampire–Lycan war began. Prequels can sometimes add depth, but in this case, it’s just a stretched-out flashback that…
Underworld Evolution (2006)
🧛 Underworld: Evolution (2006) Review “More lore, more leather, even less bite.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers promised escalation: more action, more blood, and a deeper dive into the vampire/Lycan war. What we got was a darker, noisier sequel that doubled down on lore dumps and…
Underworld (2003)
🧛 Underworld (2003) Review “Leather, bullets, and blue lighting can’t hide a weak bite.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we see? 🎥 Trailers The trailers promised a gothic action-horror hybrid: vampires vs. werewolves, centuries of blood feud, and Kate Beckinsale in sleek leather carving her way through supernatural politics. — 📖…
The Phantom Of The Opera (2004)
The Phantom of the Opera (2004) Zero of Ten, a Mask for Nothing ⚠️ Disclaimer: This review might offend some Phantom lovers, but hey — I’ve got history with this franchise, and it’s not good history. Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? (Sighhhhhh) 🎭 Trailer: — Personal History with the IP Before…
Dracula (1931)
Dracula (1931) 🦇 The cape’s iconic, the scares… not so much — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! Dracula (1931) Trailer — Non-Spoiler Thoughts Okay, so let’s rip into this one. Dracula (1931) is one of those…
The Mummy (1932)
🏺 The Mummy (1932) Review Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Since this is a Universal film, Yall know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview In 1921, a team of archaeologists led by Sir Joseph Whemple uncovers the tomb of Imhotep, a high priest…
The Wolfman (1941)
🌕 The Wolf Man (1941) Review Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Since this is a Universal film, Yall know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Larry Talbot (Lon Chaney Jr.) returns to his family estate in Wales after years abroad, hoping to reconnect…
The Invisible Man (1933)
🎬 The Invisible Man (1933) Review Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Since this is a Universal film, Yall know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — 📖 Plot Overview Based on H.G. Wells’ novel, The Invisible Man follows Dr. Jack Griffin (Claude Rains), a chemist who makes himself…
