Dead Rising 4 (2016) 🧟🎄 “Frank West is dead. Long live… whatever this is.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎮 Trailer Oh, the trailer sold you a Christmas zombie bloodbath with the return of the one and only Frank West. What it didn’t tell you? They’d gutted his personality, stripped…
Category: Zombies
ZombieCON vol. 1 (2025)
ZombieCON vol. 1 (2025) “Cosplay. Chaos. Zombies. And some sorta acid trip” 🧟♂️⚡🎭 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? — ⚠️ CONTENT WARNING — PLEASE READ This film is vulgar, gory, violent, chaotic, and absolutely NOT for everyone.Like… if you’re squeamish, easily offended, don’t like cussing, or don’t enjoy movies that operate…
The X-Files: Resist or Serve (2004)
🧟♂️ The X-Files: Resist or Serve (2004) “When the truth isn’t out there — but the zombies are.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? I bet y’all are thinking, ohh, goody, another zombie game because there’s not enough of those. — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Picture this: you’re expecting an…
The Walking Dead: The Final Season (2018–2019)
The Walking Dead: The Final Season (2018–2019) 🧟♂️ Clementine’s Last Ride — Growing Up Means Saying Goodbye — 🎬 Trailers Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview After years of pain, loss, and impossible choices, Clementine finally gets her own closing chapter. Now a hardened young woman, she’s…
The Walking Dead: A New Frontier (2016)
The Walking Dead: A New Frontier (2016) 🧟♂️ When the Spotlight Moves, But Clem Still Steals the Show — 🎬 Trailers Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview By the time A New Frontier dropped, fans were already deeply attached to Clementine. The twist? She’s no longer the…
The Walking Dead: Michonne (2016)
The Walking Dead: Michonne (2016) 🧟♂️ Three Episodes of Trauma, Machetes, and Bad Decisions — 🎬 Trailers Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Unlike Lee and Clementine’s saga, this spin-off follows Michonne (Samira Wiley in the game), one of the most iconic characters from the comics and…
The Walking Dead: The Telltale Series – Season 2 (2013–2014)
The Walking Dead: The Telltale Series – Season 2 (2013–2014) 🧟♂️ Clementine Steps Up, Trust Breaks Down, and Everyone Still Sucks at Staying Alive — 🎬 Trailers Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Season 1 left us broken, but Season 2 says, “Oh, you thought that was…
The Walking Dead: 400 Days (2013)
The Walking Dead: 400 Days (2013) 🧟♂️ Five Strangers, One Truck Stop, and a Bridge Between Seasons — 🎬 Trailers Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 400 Days is less of a “season” and more of a side story — a narrative experiment by Telltale. Instead of…
The Walking Dead: The Telltale Series (2012-2013)
The Walking Dead: The Telltale Series (2012-2013) 🧟♂️ Zombies, Tears, and Tough Choices: Welcome to Misery Simulator 101 — 🎬 Trailers Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Telltale’s The Walking Dead (2012) isn’t your typical zombie button-masher. It’s a narrative-driven, episodic game that drops you into a…
ParaNorman (2012)
👻 ParaNorman (2012) Review “The Boy Who Saw Dead People” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Norman Babcock (Kodi Smit-McPhee) is a boy with a strange gift: he can see and talk to ghosts. That sounds cool, but in his small town, it makes him…
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