Now You See Me: Now You Don’t (2025) “Now You See Me 3: Now You Don’t… Because I Stopped Watching” 🎩✨ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — ⚠️ Content Warning Sustained peril, gunfire, and a dangerous overdose of “we swear this is clever” dialogue. May cause whiplash from eye-rolling too…
Category: Woody Harrelson
Now You See Me 2 (2016)
Now You See Me 2 (2016) “Now You See Me… and now you kinda wish you didn’t.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers First — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview A year after outsmarting the FBI, The Four Horsemen (with one replacement, Lula, since Henley’s just gone without explanation 🙃) resurface…
Now You See Me (2013)
Now You See Me (2013) “The closer you look, the less you’ll see.” 🎥 Trailers First — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Four magicians from different backgrounds — Daniel Atlas (Jesse Eisenberg), Merritt McKinney (Woody Harrelson), Henley Reeves (Isla Fisher), and Jack Wilder (Dave Franco) — are brought together by mysterious invitations. A year later, they’re performing…
Zombieland 2 Double Tap (2019)
Zombieland: Double Tap (2019) 🧟♀️🎢 10 years later… and not much to show for it. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview After a decade-long wait, Zombieland: Double Tap tries to pick up right where the original left off. Columbus, Tallahassee, Wichita, and Little Rock are still roaming…
Zombieland (2009)
Zombieland (2009) 🧟♂️🔫 Nut up or shut up, folks. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Zombieland drops us into a post-apocalyptic America where zombies have overrun everything, but instead of bleak survival horror, we get a road trip comedy drenched in gore, snark, and rule-following paranoia. We…
War For The Planet of The Apes
War For The Planet of The Apes: Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers shall we? War has begun….oh boy I should warn y’all about something, this film is bleak and depressing….if some y’all don’t like bleak and depressing films then this one ain’t gonna be it for u…sorry to say… But before I get…
Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2 (2015)
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2 (2015) 🏹 “Snow Must Fall… But So Must Alma.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Finally, after the filler detour that was Mockingjay Part 1, we get the actual climax: Katniss and the rebellion taking the fight to President Snow. But…
Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 (2014)
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1 (2014) 🎥📣 “Lights, Camera… Propaganda.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview If Catching Fire was about rebellion igniting, Mockingjay Part 1 is about… recording commercials. No, seriously. Instead of watching Katniss storm the Capital, we spend two hours watching her become…
Hunger Games 2: Catching Fire (2013)
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013) 🔥🎯 “When survival becomes rebellion.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Katniss Everdeen (Jennifer Lawrence) and Peeta Mellark (Josh Hutcherson) thought surviving the Hunger Games once was enough. Nope. President Snow (Donald Sutherland) is furious that their dual victory made the Capital…
Hunger Games (2012)
The Hunger Games (2012) 🎯🔥 “May the odds be ever… eh, whatever.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview In Panem, a dystopian future where the wealthy Capital rules over poor districts, the annual “Hunger Games” forces teenagers to fight to the death on live TV. It’s part punishment,…
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