💀 Dead Space (2008) Review 💀 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview: In Dead Space (2008), you play as Isaac Clarke, an engineer sent aboard the USG Ishimura, a mining ship that’s mysteriously gone silent. What starts as a routine repair mission quickly descends into a claustrophobic nightmare…
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Area 51 Game
🎮 AREA 51 (PS2) – REVIEW FILE 51: THEY GOT DAVID DUCHOVNY FOR THIS?? Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Gameplay Footage – PS2(Because before we enter the alien shoot-em-up, we need a visual on how peak mid-2000s this game looked.) — 🛸 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The story follows Ethan Cole, a…
🎮 Splatoon 2 & 3 (Ink-Stained Edition)
💬 Bring extra ammo. And maybe a towel. 🎬 Let’s start by showing yall the trailers shall we? Reveal Trailer Gameplay Trailer Splatlands Teaser Release Preview 🧬 Sea Level Lore (Yes, It’s Real) So here’s the deal: humanity basically ruins the Earth. Sea levels rise, climate change kicks in hard, and a professor sees the…
🎮 Mario Kart 8 – Blue Shell Edition
💬 Blue shell me anytime. So I finally decided to fire up Mario Kart 8 Deluxe on the Nintendo Switch—mostly because I wanted chaos, color, and an excuse to drop banana peels at my enemies. I also grabbed the Booster Course Pass, because why race on normal tracks when you can spiral through Ninja Hideaways…
🎮 De Blob
🟨 PANIC. SPLAT. REPEAT. 🧠 So What Even Is This Game? Okay so: De Blob. Who remembers this weird little fever dream? Anyone? No? I’ll wait. It started on the Wii (RIP that beautiful plastic rectangle), but now it’s on Switch, Xbox One, and PC.Still feels like a Nintendo game, so that’s how I’m filing…
🎮The Last Of Us Part 2
Let’s start by showing yall the trailers shall we? Yeah, it’s time to do an updated version of this review. So… what’s the plot about? 🏘️ Everyone’s Weird and Distant, Including Ellie So, 15 years have passed since the last game and Ellie? Yeah, she’s grown distant from Joel—and he’s not taking it well. Both…
🎮 The Last of Us
🟨 Sad Dad Apocalypse Vibes 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Yeah it’s time for me to do an updated version of this review, so what’s this game even about? 💔 When the World Ends and So Does Your Kid Well after a tragic accident happened where his daughter got shot…
🚀 Star Wars Episode I: Racer
Revenge of the 5th? Nah—more like Revenge of the 6th…level … that’s when I realized I should’ve been upgrading my pod this whole time. Oops. 🎥Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 😑 Oh Look, Another Star Wars Game Yes, another Star Wars game. Yes yes, I know. What a shocker. So what’s…
🧨 Star Wars: Republic Commando
This Revenge of the 5th was brought to you by Geonosian blood, a wiped screen, and a lot of yelling. 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 😏 Not Gonna Lie… This One’s a Blast Even though this is another Star Wars game, I must admit it—this one is a blast. So…
🎮 Star Wars Battlefront II (2005) – PS2
Revenge of the 5th? More like revenge of the flag runner who jumped off the map. 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🔁 Déjà Vu, But on PS2 Yeah, I know this is a bit redundant, but I wanted to take a look at the PS2 version of this game since…
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