🧟 Into the Dead (2012) Review “Run fast, die faster.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Dark skies. A crashed helicopter. And then… the growls. The trailers for Into the Dead promised a relentless first-person zombie runner where survival is your only goal. No safe zones, no happy endings…
Category: Video Games
Stubbs The Zombie (2005)
🧟♂️ Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse (2005) Review “The Fedora Wearing Zombie Who Beat Left 4 Dead to the Punch” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Before we get into this, yes, they actually marketed a game where you play as a smooth-talking zombie salesman in a…
Ben and Ed (2015)
🧟♂️ Ben and Ed (2015) The zombie obstacle course you probably forgot existed — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers The trailer for Ben and Ed promised pure absurdity: a zombie forced to run a deadly obstacle course for the amusement of a dystopian audience. Lasers, buzzsaws, bottomless pits —…
House of The Dead 2 Remake (2025)
The House of the Dead 2: Remake – Reloaded, But With Blanks Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Roll the trailers… and then roll your eyes, because once again, a remake takes something iconic and drains it like a vampire at a blood bank. — 🧟 Non-Spoiler Rundown The House…
Overkills The Walking Dead (2018)
Overkill’s The Walking Dead (2018) 🧟♂️🎮 The Walking Dead game that didn’t even survive three months — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers The trailers promised us a gritty, co-op survival game with the weight of The Walking Dead name behind it. Instead, we got a clunky mess that disappeared…
Resident Evil 3 Remake (2020)
Resident Evil 3 Remake (2020) “Run, Jill, run — because Nemesis doesn’t take coffee breaks.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This time you’re Jill Valentine, the same Jill from the mansion nightmare, and she’s stuck in Raccoon City right as everything completely collapses. Zombies…
Resident Evil 2 Remake (2019)
Resident Evil 2 Remake (2019) “Puzzles, panic, and a police station that should’ve just burned down.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So you’ve got Leon Kennedy, rookie cop on his first damn day, and Claire Redfield, college student just trying to find her brother….
Resident Evil 1 (1996)
Resident Evil (1996) “Welcome to the mansion of bad voice acting and worse life choices.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So here’s the setup: you’re part of the STARS team (basically SWAT with cooler patches) sent into the creepy Spencer Mansion after people go…
COD Zombies
Call of Duty: Zombies 🧟♂️ “When Shooting the Undead Feels Like a Group Project That Never Ends” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Not a True Zombie Game As much fun as Undead Nightmare is, it’s worth pointing out this isn’t really a “zombie game” in the traditional sense. It’s a…
Red Dead Redemption Undead Nightmare (2010)
Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare (2010) Six-Shooters, Shuffling Corpses, and a Cowboy Apocalypse 🤠🧟♂️ — 🎥 Trailer Time Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📝 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Undead Nightmare isn’t just DLC — it’s practically a whole game on its own. Instead of bandits, coyotes, and government agents, John Marston…
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