🎮 Marvel Rivals (2024) “Heroes, Villains, and Lag: A Comic Book Shooter That Actually Works” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Okay, so Marvel Rivals isn’t about “plot” the way Doctor Sleep or IT is. This is a hero shooter — think Overwatch, but Marvel-ified,…
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Resident Evil 8 Village (2021)
Resident Evil 8 Village Reveiw (2021) “Tall Hats, Tiny Brains: How Resident Evil Village Pretends to be Open but Stays on Rails” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Search Capcom’s official trailers for: Launch Trailer, “Maiden” Demo Trailer, Showcase Footage. They sell exactly what the game is—icy fairy-tale nightmare meets monster anthology….
Resident Evil 7 Biohazard (2017)
Resident Evil 7: Biohazard (2017) 🪓🏚️👁️ “Welcome to the Family, Son” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers First — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview After Resident Evil 6’s over-the-top action nearly killed the franchise, Capcom did a hard reset with RE7. Gone were the globe-trotting campaigns and explosions — in…
Resident Evil 6 (2012)
Resident Evil 6 (2012) 💥🧟♂️🎮 “The Kitchen Sink of Resident Evil” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers First — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Resident Evil 6 is the most ambitious — and bloated — entry in the franchise. Instead of one campaign, it has four interwoven storylines, each following…
Resident Evil 5 (2009)
Resident Evil 5 (2009) 🧟♂️🔥 Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers First — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Following the events of Resident Evil 4, Chris Redfield (Roger Craig Smith) has joined the BSAA (Bioterrorism Security Assessment Alliance). Sent to Kijuju, Africa, to investigate a new bio-organic weapons outbreak, Chris teams…
Resident Evil 4 (2005/2023)
Resident Evil 4 (2005 / Remake 2023) 🧟♂️🔫 The Village That Changed Survival Horror Forever — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers — 📝 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview You play as Leon S. Kennedy (Paul Mercier in the original, Nick Apostolides in the remake), the rookie cop from Resident Evil 2,…
Little Nightmares 3 (2025)
Little Nightmares III (2025) 👁️🪞 “Welcome to Sad & Friendless: The Game” — ⚠️ Content Warning: disturbing imagery, child trauma themes, body horror, creepy dolls, implied cannibalism, and—perhaps most offensive of all—characters literally named Low and Alone. Let’s start off with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 Ao aftwr playing this game, and having…
Tron Evolution (2010)
🎮 Tron: Evolution (2010) 👾⚡ “A bridge between the Grid’s past and Legacy’s future” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Before diving in, let’s start with the trailers. The promo showed us glossy visuals, slick combat, and teased the story’s place in the Tron timeline. It hyped itself as…
The Evil Within 2 (2017)
🧠 The Evil Within 2 (2017) A Nightmare Rewired — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The Evil Within 2 picks up three years after the first game. Detective Sebastian Castellanos (Anson Mount) is a broken man — drowning in grief and guilt after the…
The Evil Within (2014)
The Evil Within (2014) Review 🩸🧠 “Shinji Mikami said survival horror was dead — then he dragged it out of the morgue and made it scarier than ever.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview You play Detective Sebastian Castellanos, a hard-drinking, world-weary cop, called to…
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