John Carpenter’s Toxic Commando (2026) ☣️🧟♂️ Semi-open zombie chaos with satisfying gunplay… but bring a good internet connection. — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Warning ⚠️, this game is extremely gory, blood everywhere. But thats bot a surprise, its a zombie game. Also I know right? Ugh another zombie game?…
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Resident Evil 9: Requiem (2026)
Resident Evil 9: Requiem (2026) Capcom finally remembered that Resident Evil is supposed to be scary. — ⚠️ Content Warning Before we begin, I want to make something clear. Resident Evil 9: Requiem is an extremely graphic horror game. The game features: graphic zombie violence characters being mutilated body horror mutations decapitations disturbing monster designs…
Reanimal
Reanimal (2026) 🌊🐑🩸 “After the Flood, there is nothing but a war zone” — ⚠️ Content Warning: This review discusses suicide imagery, war violence, child death, animal cruelty, body horror, possession themes, ritual sacrifice imagery, and disturbing content. Maybe some undertone message on giving birth and the loss of innocence. Reader discretion advised. Where Little…
World War Z: The Walking Dead DLC (2026)
World War Z: The Walking Dead DLC (2026) 🧟♂️🧟♀️ A Walking Dead game that somehow works… and it’s not even a Walking Dead game — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Yes ive been looking forward to this ever since it’s been announced, and now its finally here, and what…
Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora (2023-2025)
Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora (2023-2025) 🌱💧 Pandora is gorgeous. Your map is not. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? And honestly? They weren’t lying. This game has issues, yes, but when it works, it really works. Sometimes a game doesn’t need to change your life — it just needs to let…
Dead Rising 4 (2016)
Dead Rising 4 (2016) 🧟🎄 “Frank West is dead. Long live… whatever this is.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎮 Trailer Oh, the trailer sold you a Christmas zombie bloodbath with the return of the one and only Frank West. What it didn’t tell you? They’d gutted his personality, stripped…
Temple Run 2
Temple Run 2 (2013) Review 🏞️ Indiana Jones Goes 3D Arcade Chaos — 🎥 Trailers Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Rundown Temple Run 2 takes the addictive formula of the original and cranks everything to eleven. The cursed idol is back, but now the world is far more…
Temple Run (2011)
Temple Run (2011) Review 🏃♂️ Swipe, Jump, Die, Repeat — 🎥 Trailers Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Rundown You’ve stolen a cursed idol. Now, giant demon monkeys want you dead. The game is endless running—turns, jumps, slides, and inevitable death. The longer you last, the faster and harder…
SpongeBob SquarePants: Titans of the Tide (2025)
SpongeBob SquarePants: Titans of the Tide (2025) “When Cutting the Line Turns Into Cutting Reality in Half” 🌊👻⚔️ — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥🍿 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🧽⚓ It all begins on “Extra Special Offer Day” at the Krusty Krab. The Flying Dutchman is waiting patiently in line like…
Riders Republic (2021)
🎿🚵♂️🪂 Riders Republic (2021) Review 🏂🚴♀️🏔️ “Riders Republic – The Theme Park of Gravity’s Worst Nightmares” 🎿🚴🪂 🎥 Trailers — 📖 Non-Spoiler Overview I don’t usually touch sports games, and online-only titles are usually a hard pass for me too. But Riders Republic? It broke my rulebook. Ubisoft created something that feels less like a…
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