🩸 Underworld: Blood Wars (2016) Review “By this point, even the blood feud feels drained.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers promised a darker, more epic war than ever before, with Selene caught between Lycans and Vampires in a desperate bid for survival. Lots of snow, lots…
Category: Vampire Adaptations
Underworld Awakening (2012)
🧛 Underworld: Awakening (2012) Review “Selene’s back, but the franchise is running on fumes.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers promised a bold new direction: humans discovering vampires and Lycans, starting a war of extermination. Selene returns after being absent in the prequel, and this time it…
Underworld Rise of the Lycans (2009)
🐺 Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009) Review “When backstory becomes the whole story.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers pitched this as the long-awaited origin tale: how the vampire–Lycan war began. Prequels can sometimes add depth, but in this case, it’s just a stretched-out flashback that…
Underworld Evolution (2006)
🧛 Underworld: Evolution (2006) Review “More lore, more leather, even less bite.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers promised escalation: more action, more blood, and a deeper dive into the vampire/Lycan war. What we got was a darker, noisier sequel that doubled down on lore dumps and…
Underworld (2003)
🧛 Underworld (2003) Review “Leather, bullets, and blue lighting can’t hide a weak bite.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we see? 🎥 Trailers The trailers promised a gothic action-horror hybrid: vampires vs. werewolves, centuries of blood feud, and Kate Beckinsale in sleek leather carving her way through supernatural politics. — 📖…
Boys From County Hell (2020)
🩸 Boys from County Hell (2020) – Vampires Done Right 🎬 Let’s Start with the Trailer, Shall We? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Set in a small Irish town, Boys from County Hell reimagines vampire mythology with a story drenched in local folklore, superstition, and plenty of black comedy. A group of road workers accidentally…
My Babysitter’s A Vampire TV Show (2011-2012)
My Babysitter’s a Vampire: The Show (2011–2012) “Twilight for kids? Nah, this is Goosebumps with memes.” Lets start by showing y’all the theme song shall we? 🎶 Theme SongInstead of trailers, we got a theme song that’s burned into fans’ brains forever. Cheesy, catchy, and perfectly sets up the vibe: this is going to be…
My Babysitter’s A Vampire The Movie (2010)
My Babysitter’s a Vampire: The Movie (2010) “When your babysitter brings fangs instead of juice boxes.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🪦 Vaulted SegmentThis film is officially vaulted. It used to live on Netflix, but now? Gone. Poof. Vanished like a vampire in sunlight. And Disney+ won’t touch…
Dark Shadows (2013)
🩸 Dark Shadows (2012) Review 🩸⚰️ “Only Depp Could Make Bloodsucking This Quirky” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥🍿 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Tim Burton’s Dark Shadows adapts the cult 1960s gothic soap opera into a two-hour blend of camp, horror, and family dysfunction. The story follows Barnabas Collins (Johnny…
Adventure Time Distant Lands Episode Obsidian
Let’s start by showing yall the trailers shall we? 🧪 Time for Obsidian: The Marceline + Bubblegum Episode That’s right folks—today we’re taking a look at this Adventure Time spinoff show. Specifically, we will be taking a look at that Marceline and Bubblegum episode. 🏰 The Plot Rundown (Glass Kingdom Vibes) So what’s the plot…
