Black Christmas (2019) 🎄🔪 “The remake that tried to say something… and said nothing.” 🎬 Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! ⚠️ Content Warning This movie deals with assault themes, cult imagery, and violence.It’s also… incredibly messy…
Category: Universal Studios
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000 Film)
🎄 How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) – Review 🎄 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Also, this is a universal movie, so u know what that means? Que Universal Theme! — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown This is the live-action Grinch, with Jim Carrey in full green fur and pure chaos mode….
Kung Fu Panda 4 (2024)
Kung Fu Panda 4 (2024) 🥟 “The panda returns… but should he have?” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — 🌸 Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Po (Jack Black) is told by Shifu (Dustin Hoffman) that it’s time for…
Argylle (2024)
Argylle (2024) Spycraft by Mad Libs: four plot twists and a cat walk into a screenplay… Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! 🎬 A Director Who Can’t Get Out of His Own Way Let’s talk about Matthew…
Wicked: For Good (2025)
Wicked: For Good (2025) Are we all wicked yet?Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬✨ Warning ⚠️, if some y’all dont like anything relating to propaganda or find the subject of it to be uncomfortable then this film might not be for you, just warning y’all. I also wanna quickly mention, people…
A Dogs Purpose (2017)
A Dog’s Purpose (2017) 🐶 “A Movie or Just Emotional Blackmail?” — Let’s start with showing you all the trailers, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — 🐾 Non-Spoiler Thoughts This movie? 0/10. Not even pity points. It’s not a film—it’s a weaponized tear…
Universal Studios Flordia
Universal Studios Florida 🎢 Butterbeer, Aliens, and Nostalgia Overload 🎢 — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Trailer Talk 🎬 If you haven’t visited Universal Studios Florida, you’re missing out. Plain and simple. This isn’t just a theme park — it’s stepping into the movies you grew up with. And for me,…
Jurassic World (2015)
Jurassic World (2015) Review “Welcome, to The Soft Reboot” 🎥 Trailer Time Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — ⚠️ Content & Tone WarningThis film ramps up the blockbuster spectacle. Expect a higher body count, more intense dino kills, and plenty of “theme park disaster” chaos. —…
Jurassic Park 3 (2001)
Jurassic Park III (2001) Review 🦖🎬 “The One With the Talking Raptor… Yeah, That Happened” 🎥 Trailer TimeLet’s start with the trailers again, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — ⚠️ Content & Tone WarningThis one leans into straight monster movie territory. Expect jump scares,…
Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom (2018)
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) Review 🦖📽 “When Dinosaurs Met Mansions and Clones” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailer Time Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — ⚠️ Content WarningThis film goes heavier on darker imagery (dinos torn apart, mercenaries mauled, the…
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