Category: Spy Espionage

Argylle (2024)

Argylle (2024) Spycraft by Mad Libs: four plot twists and a cat walk into a screenplay… Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! 🎬 A Director Who Can’t Get Out of His Own Way Let’s talk about Matthew…

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The King’s Man (2021)

The King’s Man (2021) 🪦 Or: How to Accidentally Make a War Drama, a Meme Dance Video, and a Sheep Commercial All in One Movie — 🎬 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? The trailers promised us a stylish, over-the-top Kingsman prequel. You know, more umbrella fights, slick suits, British sass. What…

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Kingsmen The Golden Circle (2017)

Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017) 🍔 Or: The One That Made Me Never Want to Eat a Burger Again — 🎬 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? The trailers made this look like another stylish, cheeky, British spy romp—Eggsy in his suit, gadgets galore, Channing Tatum front and center as the cool…

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Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)

Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015) 🕴️ Or: The Perfect Cocktail of Action, Absurdity, and Exploding Heads — 🎬 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? The trailers promised a fresh, stylish, slightly unhinged spy movie — and for once, that’s exactly what we got. Kingsman: The Secret Service takes the tired James Bond…

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