☠️ Don’t Think It. Don’t Say It. Don’t Watch It. ☠️ (A review of The Bye Bye Man, aka Slender-Man-Lite™) Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview A trio of college students move into a suspiciously cheap off-campus house (RED FLAG #1), where they uncover an evil name written…
Category: So Bad It’s Bad
Truth Or Dare (2017)
🎲 “Truth or Dare? More like a Demon decided to become a frat bro” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview A group of college students on spring break in Mexico stumble upon a game of “Truth or Dare” that just so happens to be cursed by a literal…
The Grudge (2020)
🪦 The Grudge (2020): You Get a Curse! You Get a Curse! Everyone Gets a Curse! 🪦 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📌 Disclaimer Before We BeginThis review is for the 2020 American remake/sequel/whatever-the-hell-this-is. Not the original Japanese Ju-On film, because truth be told… I’ve never seen the Japanese…
Sadako VS Kayako (2016)
👻 SADAKO VS. KAYAKO (2016) 🎬 “Freddy vs. Jason Walked So This Could Trip Over Itself” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Yes, this was real. Yes, someone said “greenlight it” with a straight face. — ❗Quick Note Before We Begin: Yep—we’re doing it. We’re talking about Sadako vs. Kayako……
Manos The Hands Of Fate
🖐️ Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966) 🤚 aka “Hands: The Hands of Fate”… because one ‘hand’ just wasn’t enough, apparently. 🕯 In Memory of Maddie 🕯This review is dedicated to my friend Maddie—an unapologetic lover of the absurd, the unwatchable, and the unintentionally hilarious. While most people fled from bad movies, she ran toward…
🕶️💣Mission Impossible The Finale Reckoning
let’s start by showing yall the trailers shall we? 🎬 So Where Do I Begin? Well I think we need to talk about the fact how this film was delayed. Remember back in 2023 how I reviewed Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning Part 1? Yeah go check that review out if u don’t, I recommend that…
🧠Velma
“How to Burn a Franchise in Two Seasons Flat” 💀 Ohhhhhhh Boy, Where Do I Even Begin? That’s right: abysmal. This show singlehandedly ruined the character of Velma for me. Plus, this show has made everyone hate it—both the left and the right side. Wow, good job, show. You’ve legitimately brought America together. This is…
💀 Star Wars: The Acolyte
This Revenge of the 5th was brought to you by shirtless Siths, pop songs, and zero respect for canon. 🎥Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🙄 I Didn’t Want To… But I Had To Ohhhhhhhh boy. Look—I’ve been trying to avoid watching this series and reviewing it. But I felt I needed…
✨🗡️ Star Wars: Tales of the Empire
🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Yeah, it’s time to rip the bandage off and review this series once and for all. Also yes, this show—just like Bad Batch—uses the same animation as The Clone Wars. So in a way, we can connect these side projects to Clone Wars and say…
Resident Evil Welcome To Racoon City
Resident Evil Welcome To Racoon City: Let’s start off with the trailers before I get to far. Can’t believe it took me this long to get around to this review, oh wait a minute, yes I can because I’ve been trying to avoid this film. And for good reasons btw, the first sin was them…
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