🩸 Monster: The Menéndez Brothers (2023) — 🎬 Trailers First Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The trailers marketed this as a “true crime re-examination.” But the glossy visuals and Netflix prestige-porn vibe told you exactly what this was going to be — another attempt to turn real tragedy into bingeable soap…
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Monster: Dahmer (2022)
🩸 Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story (2022) — 🎬 Trailers First Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The trailers for this series leaned heavy into moody horror, dark cinematography, and Evan Peters whispering lines like he’s a misunderstood anti-hero. From the get-go, it was obvious Netflix wasn’t treating this like a documentary…
House of The Dead Movie (2003)
House of the Dead (2003) “Brains? No. Budget? Nope. Just Boll.” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers — A Quick Note on Uwe Boll Before diving into this “film,” we need to talk about the man who cursed it into existence: Uwe Boll. This guy has the reputation of being…
House of The Dead 2 Remake (2025)
The House of the Dead 2: Remake – Reloaded, But With Blanks Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Roll the trailers… and then roll your eyes, because once again, a remake takes something iconic and drains it like a vampire at a blood bank. — 🧟 Non-Spoiler Rundown The House…
Overkills The Walking Dead (2018)
Overkill’s The Walking Dead (2018) 🧟♂️🎮 The Walking Dead game that didn’t even survive three months — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers The trailers promised us a gritty, co-op survival game with the weight of The Walking Dead name behind it. Instead, we got a clunky mess that disappeared…
The Dead Dont Die (2019)
🧟♂️ The Dead Don’t Die (2019) “The film where zombies aren’t the problem — boredom is.” — 🎬 Trailers First Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — 🧟 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Jim Jarmusch’s The Dead Don’t Die…
Addams Family (2021)
The Addams Family 2 (2021) Review “Creepy, kooky, and stuck on a road trip nobody asked for.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🦇 If the first animated Addams outing wasn’t underwhelming enough, 2021 gave us The Addams Family 2, a sequel that somehow manages to be…
Honey Dont (2025)
Honey Don’t! (2025) “Detective work? 🕵️♀️ Nah, just horniness in a trench coat.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Rundown Honey Don’t! wants to be a slick neo-noir mystery, but instead it’s Margaret Qualley as Honey O’Donahue stumbling through subplots with nothing but bad instincts and horny impulses. Instead of…
Gotti (2018)
Gotti (2018) “Nepotism: The Motion Picture” 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown 📝 Gotti desperately wants to be Goodfellas. Instead, it plays like if Goodfellas was directed by your uncle who once read a Wikipedia page about the mob. The film follows John Gotti, the “Teflon Don,”…
Snake Eyes (2021)
Snake Eyes (2021) 🐍🎥 “The origin nobody asked for… told in the most boring way possible.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — The Story (Or Whatever This Was Supposed to Be) Snake Eyes is supposed to be one of the coolest, most mysterious characters in the entire G.I. Joe franchise. He’s…
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