👻 SADAKO VS. KAYAKO (2016) 🎬 “Freddy vs. Jason Walked So This Could Trip Over Itself” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Yes, this was real. Yes, someone said “greenlight it” with a straight face. — ❗Quick Note Before We Begin: Yep—we’re doing it. We’re talking about Sadako vs. Kayako……
Category: So Bad It’s Bad
Manos The Hands Of Fate
🖐️ Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966) 🤚 aka “Hands: The Hands of Fate”… because one ‘hand’ just wasn’t enough, apparently. 🕯 In Memory of Maddie 🕯This review is dedicated to my friend Maddie—an unapologetic lover of the absurd, the unwatchable, and the unintentionally hilarious. While most people fled from bad movies, she ran toward…
🧠Velma
“How to Burn a Franchise in Two Seasons Flat” 💀 Ohhhhhhh Boy, Where Do I Even Begin? That’s right: abysmal. This show singlehandedly ruined the character of Velma for me. Plus, this show has made everyone hate it—both the left and the right side. Wow, good job, show. You’ve legitimately brought America together. This is…
💀 Star Wars: The Acolyte
This Revenge of the 5th was brought to you by shirtless Siths, pop songs, and zero respect for canon. 🎥Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🙄 I Didn’t Want To… But I Had To Ohhhhhhhh boy. Look—I’ve been trying to avoid watching this series and reviewing it. But I felt I needed…
Resident Evil Welcome To Racoon City
Resident Evil Welcome To Racoon City: Let’s start off with the trailers before I get to far. Can’t believe it took me this long to get around to this review, oh wait a minute, yes I can because I’ve been trying to avoid this film. And for good reasons btw, the first sin was them…
Saving Bikini Bottom The Sandy Cheeks Movie
Saving Bikini Bottom The Sandy Cheeks Movie: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Oh goodie, another Spongebob film, except the gimic for this one is this one is on Netflix for some reason…instead of Paramount Plus. Y’all should be ashamed over at those companies, Stephen Hillenburg is probably rolling in his grave…
The House Of The Dead Remake
The House of the Dead Remake: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Firstly this is a remake of an old arcade game that I remember playing at a pizzeria with My sister….respect to anyone who remembers this game……this game horrified me as a kid and probably for a reason. So what’s the…
Gollum
Gollum: Let’s unfortunately start off with showing y’all the trailers shall we? Ohhhhhhh boy we’re in for a wild one today. So fellas today’s review is gonna be slightly different, since there’s so so so many glitches and graphical issues I’m instead gonna just mention the plot very quickly then we’re gonna break down each…
Glass Onion A Knives Out Story
Glass Onion: Let’s start off with showing y’all the trailers shall we? Yes I know I’m 2 years late on this review, but I’m finally reviewing it. Also yes Rian Johnson is planning on making a 3rd film, in his words he wants to emulate Agatha Christie’s novels. No shite because the 3rd film is…
Matrix 4
Matrix 4: Oh boy this movie well let’s start off with the trailers Shall we Yeah, I firstly wanna quickly mention that no I won’t be reviewing the original trilogy of The Matrix because I don’t care to plus this one is far more atrocious to watch than the others….also I’m not a huge fan…
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