The High Fructose Adventures of Annoying Orange (2012) Review 🍊 “Orange You Glad This Show Got Cancelled?” — Lets start by showing y’all the theme song shall we? Theme Song The horrors! — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Back in 2009, Dane Boedigheimer uploaded a silly YouTube video: a talking orange with human eyes and teeth heckling…
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Monster: Ed Gein (2025)
Monster: The Ed Gein Story (2025) …Ryan Murphy’s “Monster Universe” finally hits rock bottom 💀🤦♂️ — ⚠️ Disclaimer Yeah, remember when I said I wasn’t gonna watch or review this? Well… I lied. Or more like, I caved. I had to see if it was somehow worse than Dahmer and Menéndez. (Spoiler: it is.) But…
Leatherface (2017)
Leatherface (2017): Guess Who? The Worst Game of Clue Ever Played. Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers & Promotion — The First Red Flag Even before the movie dropped, things were off. The trailer hyped up this “who will become Leatherface?” gimmick like it was some horror mystery game. Posters…
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4 The Next Generation (1995)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1995) “Illuminati Leatherface? Matthew McConaughey? What the hell is this movie?” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So part four of this franchise isn’t just bad, it’s pure chaos. A group of teens on prom night crash their car,…
Children Of The Corn (2020/2023)
🌽 Children of the Corn (2020/2023) Review “This crop should’ve stayed buried.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers teased a “modern reimagining” of Stephen King’s short story, but what audiences got was a confused, cheap-looking mess that proved not all horror needs resurrecting. — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot…
Monster: The Menéndez Brothers (2023)
🩸 Monster: The Menéndez Brothers (2023) — 🎬 Trailers First Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The trailers marketed this as a “true crime re-examination.” But the glossy visuals and Netflix prestige-porn vibe told you exactly what this was going to be — another attempt to turn real tragedy into bingeable soap…
Monster: Dahmer (2022)
🩸 Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story (2022) — 🎬 Trailers First Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The trailers for this series leaned heavy into moody horror, dark cinematography, and Evan Peters whispering lines like he’s a misunderstood anti-hero. From the get-go, it was obvious Netflix wasn’t treating this like a documentary…
House of The Dead Movie (2003)
House of the Dead (2003) “Brains? No. Budget? Nope. Just Boll.” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers — A Quick Note on Uwe Boll Before diving into this “film,” we need to talk about the man who cursed it into existence: Uwe Boll. This guy has the reputation of being…
House of The Dead 2 Remake (2025)
The House of the Dead 2: Remake – Reloaded, But With Blanks Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Roll the trailers… and then roll your eyes, because once again, a remake takes something iconic and drains it like a vampire at a blood bank. — 🧟 Non-Spoiler Rundown The House…
Overkills The Walking Dead (2018)
Overkill’s The Walking Dead (2018) 🧟♂️🎮 The Walking Dead game that didn’t even survive three months — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers The trailers promised us a gritty, co-op survival game with the weight of The Walking Dead name behind it. Instead, we got a clunky mess that disappeared…
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