Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1995) “Illuminati Leatherface? Matthew McConaughey? What the hell is this movie?” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So part four of this franchise isn’t just bad, it’s pure chaos. A group of teens on prom night crash their car,…
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Children Of The Corn (2020/2023)
🌽 Children of the Corn (2020/2023) Review “This crop should’ve stayed buried.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers teased a “modern reimagining” of Stephen King’s short story, but what audiences got was a confused, cheap-looking mess that proved not all horror needs resurrecting. — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot…
Monster: The Menéndez Brothers (2023)
🩸 Monster: The Menéndez Brothers (2023) — 🎬 Trailers First Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The trailers marketed this as a “true crime re-examination.” But the glossy visuals and Netflix prestige-porn vibe told you exactly what this was going to be — another attempt to turn real tragedy into bingeable soap…
Monster: Dahmer (2022)
🩸 Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story (2022) — 🎬 Trailers First Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The trailers for this series leaned heavy into moody horror, dark cinematography, and Evan Peters whispering lines like he’s a misunderstood anti-hero. From the get-go, it was obvious Netflix wasn’t treating this like a documentary…
House of The Dead Movie (2003)
House of the Dead (2003) “Brains? No. Budget? Nope. Just Boll.” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers — A Quick Note on Uwe Boll Before diving into this “film,” we need to talk about the man who cursed it into existence: Uwe Boll. This guy has the reputation of being…
House of The Dead 2 Remake (2025)
The House of the Dead 2: Remake – Reloaded, But With Blanks Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Roll the trailers… and then roll your eyes, because once again, a remake takes something iconic and drains it like a vampire at a blood bank. — 🧟 Non-Spoiler Rundown The House…
Overkills The Walking Dead (2018)
Overkill’s The Walking Dead (2018) 🧟♂️🎮 The Walking Dead game that didn’t even survive three months — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers The trailers promised us a gritty, co-op survival game with the weight of The Walking Dead name behind it. Instead, we got a clunky mess that disappeared…
The Dead Dont Die (2019)
🧟♂️ The Dead Don’t Die (2019) “The film where zombies aren’t the problem — boredom is.” — 🎬 Trailers First Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — 🧟 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Jim Jarmusch’s The Dead Don’t Die…
Addams Family (2021)
The Addams Family 2 (2021) Review “Creepy, kooky, and stuck on a road trip nobody asked for.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🦇 If the first animated Addams outing wasn’t underwhelming enough, 2021 gave us The Addams Family 2, a sequel that somehow manages to be…
Honey Dont (2025)
Honey Don’t! (2025) “Detective work? 🕵️♀️ Nah, just horniness in a trench coat.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Rundown Honey Don’t! wants to be a slick neo-noir mystery, but instead it’s Margaret Qualley as Honey O’Donahue stumbling through subplots with nothing but bad instincts and horny impulses. Instead of…
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