Suburbicon (2017) “When the Trailer Sells You One Movie and the Theater Hands You Another” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? “Oh, you thought this was a quirky Coen Brothers comedy about a well-mannered dad in over his head? Cute. What you actually get is Matt Damon playing the sleaziest…
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Jojo Rabbit (2019)
Jojo Rabbit (2019) 🐇 When Nazis Become Sitcom Characters and Hitler Becomes Bugs Bunny — ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses Jojo Rabbit, a film that trivializes Nazism and portrays Adolf Hitler as a comedic character. Because of that, many of the topics — including depictions of the Gestapo, the Holocaust, and anti-Semitism — may…
Ender,s Game (2013
🌌 Ender’s Game (2013) 🚀 Or, as most people remember it: “The grumpy Harrison Ford movie with Ben Kingsley in face tattoos.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Literally the only good thing about this movie is this trailer. — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Based on Orson Scott Card’s classic sci-fi novel,…
Peter Rabbit 2 The Runnawyas (2021)
🐇 Peter Rabbit 2: The Runaway (2021) “Peter Corden 2: The Even Less Funny Sequel” 🐇🎬 — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Peter Rabbit returns — this time dealing with “being labeled the bad rabbit” after the first film made him, well, kind of a…
Peter Rabbit (2018)
🐇 Peter Rabbit (2018) “Hopelessly Modernized” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This isn’t Beatrix Potter’s Peter Rabbit. Not even close. Instead, it’s a hyperactive, self-aware, modernized take where Peter (voiced by James Corden) and his rabbit crew wage a Looney Tunes-style war against Mr….
Scooby-Doo Return To Zombie Island (2019)
Scooby-Doo! Return to Zombie Island (2019) From Gothic Horror Masterpiece to Soulless, Corporate Slop — 🎬 Trailer Let’s start with showing you the trailer, shall we? Yeah if ur rubbed off the wrong way just by this trailer, then this film will do nothing for y’all. — 📝 Non-Spoiler Thoughts This movie is a betrayal….
Scary Godmother (2003)
Scary Godmother: Halloween Spooktacular (2003) Review 🎃👻 “A fever dream wrapped in low-poly skeleton bones.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? 🎬 — 🎨 Who Made This Thing?This isn’t your typical Halloween special. Scary Godmother was adapted from Jill Thompson’s children’s books/graphic novels, and then in 2003, Mainframe Entertainment (yep, the ReBoot…
Hotel Transylvania 4 (2022)
🏨 Hotel Transylvania: Transformania (2022) Review “A franchise that overstayed its welcome.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers promised one last gimmick: monsters turning into humans, humans turning into monsters. A role-reversal comedy with high stakes for Dracula, Jonathan, and the gang. But even in marketing, it…
Hotel Transylvania 3 Summer Vacation (2018)
🚢 Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation (2018) Review “Cruising toward mediocrity.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers promised a colorful twist: monsters leaving the safety of the hotel for a luxury cruise. A fresh setting, a new romance for Dracula, and vacation chaos were teased — but…
Underworld Blood Wars (2016)
🩸 Underworld: Blood Wars (2016) Review “By this point, even the blood feud feels drained.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers promised a darker, more epic war than ever before, with Selene caught between Lycans and Vampires in a desperate bid for survival. Lots of snow, lots…
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