⚡👾 Tron (1982) Review 👾⚡ ⚡ “The Grid Before the Glow-Up” 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? — 🤔 Non-Spoiler Thoughts So here’s the thing: I finally sat down and watched the original Tron for the very first time yesterday, thanks to Disney+. Yeah, it took me over 40 years to…
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Antlers (2021)
🦌 Antlers (2021) Review “When folklore becomes family horror.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Marketed as a chilling fusion of Native American folklore and small-town horror, the trailers for Antlers promised an atmospheric and disturbing take on the Wendigo myth. — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Set in a…
Firestarter (2022)
🔥 Firestarter (2022) – A Remake That Burns Out Before It Sparks Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers First Since this is a Universal film, y’all know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The Firestarter remake tries to retell Stephen King’s story of Charlie McGee,…
Dreamcatchers (2003)
👽💩 Dreamcatcher (2003) – The One Where Aliens Come Out of Your Butt 🎥 Trailers First — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Dreamcatcher starts with four lifelong friends who share a psychic bond after saving a boy with disabilities in childhood. Years later, they reunite for their annual hunting trip in the Maine woods, only to…
Maximum Overdrive (1986)
🚚 Maximum Overdrive (1986) Cocaine, Killer Trucks & King’s Cross-Eyed Chaos — 🎥 Let’s Start with the Trailer, Shall We? Before the movie even hit theaters, we got what might be the most unhinged trailer in horror history. Stephen King himself wanders out of the fog, stands in front of a pitch-black wall, points directly…
Resident Evil 6 (2012)
Resident Evil 6 (2012) 💥🧟♂️🎮 “The Kitchen Sink of Resident Evil” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers First — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Resident Evil 6 is the most ambitious — and bloated — entry in the franchise. Instead of one campaign, it has four interwoven storylines, each following…
Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare (2025)
🧚♂️ Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare (2025) The Boy Who Wouldn’t Grow Up… Into Anything Good — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailer Sadly, the trailer tells you everything about this movie: grim fairy tale reimagining, “public domain horror” energy, and Peter Pan as a full-on child snatcher. Think “what if…
Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 (2024)
🍯🐻 Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 (2024) “Still Silly, but Now It Actually Tries” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 📽 Trailers — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This sequel takes place after the first massacre in the Hundred Acre Wood. Pooh is back—and this time, he’s not alone. We’ve got Owl and…
Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023)
🍯🐻 Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023) “Childhood Ruined, Now in Public Domain” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So here’s the pitch: “What if Winnie-the-Pooh was evil?” That’s literally it. Pooh and Piglet, abandoned by Christopher Robin, go feral and decide to kill a…
The Crow (2024)
The Crow (2024) “Some Ghosts Should’ve Stayed Buried” 🪦🖤 — Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? 🎬 The Curse of Development Hell 🕰️⚒️ Before a single frame was shot, this Crow remake was already haunted. Hollywood had been trying to remake or reboot The Crow for over a decade, and every attempt…
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