I want to start off with saying this is not a good film at all…..in fact it’s a letdown compared to days of future past…..here’s the trailers I’ll admit it the trailers are epic….so the plot of this film is, we see in the past during ancient Egypt….we see the Egyptians placing a God into…
Category: So Bad It’s Bad
X-Men Origins Wolverine
So i’m gonna start off with saying for the reviews that have 3 reviews in one email from now on will be shorter….and also this film is shite…I just want to get that out of the way…like this is the worst x-men movie u will ever see…scratch that there is other ones…ill spare u the…
The Snowman (2017)
WARNING: This film is rated R for strong gore, violence, and language. Viewer discretion is advised. Spoiler Alert: This review contains full spoilers. You’ve been warned. Proceed at your own risk. ⚠️ My Rating: -2/10. Yes, that’s a negative score. This film somehow owes me points. Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what…
Army of the Dead
Ok how do I start this…..this film is utter shite…..I don’t get the praise around Zack Snyder, nor will I ever get the hype around him……there’s only 2 movies of his I actually liked….. Watchmen Justice League Snyder Cut Now I also think the major glaring problem with this film is that it’s directed by…
Scoob! (2020 Film)
Let’s start off with the trailers: So here my review on the Scooby Doo film….. It’s bad in my opinion or just meh…. Let me get into details… The plot is Scooby Doo and shaggy team up with blue falcon and dynomutt to defeat the villian Dick dastardly, before her opens the gate to the…
The Curse Of La Llorona
The Curse of La Llorona (2019) America takes Mexican folklore, dunks it in chlorine, and calls it horror. — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 📚 Folklore vs. Film The Legend: La Llorona is one of Mexico’s most famous ghost stories — the “weeping woman” who drowned her children after heartbreak…
Annabelle Comes Home
Annabelle Comes Home (2019) The world’s first R-rated PG movie 🙄 — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 😬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This one’s rough. This is by far the weakest of the Annabelle trilogy, and honestly one of the weakest in the Conjuring universe period. It’s supposed to be…
Annabelle
Annabelle (2014) The Doll That Does Absolutely Nothing 😴 — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 😬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This movie is supposed to be the terrifying origin of the Annabelle doll. Instead, it’s basically a snooze-fest where a porcelain doll sits around doing nothing while the script tries…
The Nun
The Nun (2018) “Catholic jump scares: the movie” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 😬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This film is supposed to tell us the origins of Valak, the creepy nun from The Conjuring 2. Sounds promising, right? Except it’s really not. A young nun-in-training (Taissa Farmiga) and…
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindlewald
Oh boy this movie is horrible…. let me tell u why…its because this movie Rercons so many moments from the Harry Potter books and movies….idk how…I mean JK Rowling wrote the script for this movie…oh that explains it all…I believe that JK Rowling has lost her marbles in the last past 5 or so years…so…
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