The Nun (2018) “Catholic jump scares: the movie” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 😬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This film is supposed to tell us the origins of Valak, the creepy nun from The Conjuring 2. Sounds promising, right? Except it’s really not. A young nun-in-training (Taissa Farmiga) and…
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Jurassic World Dominion
Jurassic World Dominion (2022) “When Dinosaurs Take a Backseat to Bugs” 🦖🦗🤦♂️ Trailers Let’s roll the trailers, shall we? Because those trailers sold the dream: dinosaurs loose across the world, humans forced to live alongside apex predators, chaos, carnage, and a true “end of an era” showdown. Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know…
Uncharted (Movie)
Uncharted Movie Let’s start off with the trailer because I have a massive rant to get into with this film… Warning , massive spoilers ahead and a long rant ahead…so leave now if u don’t want anything spoiled…but pls stick around I need to get this film off my chest…. So where do I begin really,…
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (Movie)
Scary Stories to tell in the dark movie: to start off, here are a few trailers: This movie is based on the first book….(but I highly doubt it because this book has monster’s from the third film)…so this movie is a good PG-13 horror movie, the stories this movie brings to life is the big toe…and Harold and the red spot and the…
IT Chapter 2
IT: Chapter Two (2019) “27 years later, Pennywise returns, and the Losers come back older, sadder, and… sometimes funnier than they should be.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This picks up 27 years after the Losers’ Club first fought Pennywise. They’re all grown up…
The Munsters (2022)
The Munsters (2022) Who dug this out of the grave and said, “Yeah, let’s release it”? Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 “Why This Still Counts as a Frankenstein Story” Now before anyone asks why this movie/show qualifies as a Frankenstein adaptation, let me explain: every version of this myth boils…
Suicide Squad
Suicide Squad: so i’m gonna start off with saying this is a bad film….it has good ideas but its poorly executed…….also heres the trailers…… So let’s just get to the plot….so in this film a woman named Amanda Waller….recruits highly dangerous criminals to fight against a threat…..…..yeah I know what ur thinking….why?…..why not just ask batman…
Texas Chainsaw Massacare (2022)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) “Leatherface vs. Cancel Culture: who asked for this?” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So Netflix decided to resurrect Leatherface again, slap the “legacy sequel” label on it, and pretend this is the real sequel to the 1974 classic. What we…
HALLOWEEN ENDS
Halloween Ends Before I officially ramble off at all because I’m about to and we’d be here for a while, but first I want to five a warning …wanting this review is filled with spoilers if u want to stay well then stay but if u don’t and haven’t seen the film then don’t…anyways here’s the…
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