Category: Snyder Verse

Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole (2010)

Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole (2010) 🦉 “Because nothing says ‘kids’ movie’ like owl fascists and sibling trauma.” — ⚠️ Warning: This review discusses war, brainwashing, and betrayal — and yes, even though it’s an animated movie about owls, it gets surprisingly dark. If you’re expecting Happy Feet, you’re in the wrong…

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Justice League Snyder Cut

Gotta start off by saying: my god, this version is light-years better than the 2018 mess. Forget that Frankenstein-cut of a movie—this is the real deal. The affirmative version. The one that actually feels like a complete film. Also…#RestoreTheSnyderVerseBecause now people are begging for Justice League 2 and 3, and honestly? Same. I’m keeping the…

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Batman vs. Superman

🦇🤬 Review a.k.a. “Why Did You Say That Name?!” Batman VS Superman: so im gonna start off with showing a trailer……. 🧠 Opening Thoughts: Honestly? This movie is dumb. The concept is dumb. The execution is dumber. And while there are a few cool moments buried in here, they’re tangled up in a bloated mess…

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Man of Steel

lets sart by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🧠 Opening Thoughts: Alright. Deep breath. Man of Steel is a movie I’ve been both defending and side-eyeing since the day it dropped. It’s the film that rebooted Superman for the gritty reboot era—and by “gritty” I mean the color palette looks like someone spilled black…

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Army of the Dead

Ok how do I start this…..this film is utter shite…..I don’t get the praise around Zack Snyder, nor will I ever get the hype around him……there’s only 2 movies of his I actually liked….. Watchmen  Justice League Snyder Cut  Now I also think the major glaring problem with this film is that it’s directed by…

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