Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1995) “Illuminati Leatherface? Matthew McConaughey? What the hell is this movie?” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So part four of this franchise isn’t just bad, it’s pure chaos. A group of teens on prom night crash their car,…
Category: Slasher Horror
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 (1990)
Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990) “New decade, same chainsaw, way less impact.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? [Trailer link here — honestly the trailer might be scarier than the movie] — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this time around, it’s the early 90s and New Line Cinema…
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986) “Leatherface and family turn the slaughterhouse into a carnival sideshow.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So yeah they brought the Sawyers back and decided hey lets not even try to make it scary like the original nah let’s…
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
🪓 The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) Horror Without the Gore 🎬 Trailers Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Five friends take a road trip through rural Texas to visit an old family homestead. Along the way, they pick up a hitchhiker who turns violent, leading them…
Candyman 2021
🪞 CANDYMAN (2021) 🐝 “Say his name… again. And again. And oh wait, it’s not the same guy?” — 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📜 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So it’s 2021. The world’s a mess. Gentrification is out of control, the housing market is demonic, and someone decided, “Let’s…
Candyman (1992)
🪞 Candyman (1992) – The Hook, The Myth, The Audacity of That Name 🐝 — 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 📜 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Helen Lyle is a grad student working on a thesis about urban legends, which leads her to Cabrini-Green — a place with more horror than the…
The Hills Run Red
🎬 The Hills Run Red (2009) – Review 🩸 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview: In a world where horror movies are everywhere, there’s one film so disturbing it vanished without a trace: The Hills Run Red. Obsessed with finding it, a group of film students ventures…
Curtains 1983
🎭 Curtains (1983) – Review Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Official Trailer (1983) — ⚠️ Content Warning: This film includes themes of gaslighting, mental health institutionalization, and violence against women. It also features a disturbing killer reveal that might be uncomfortable for some viewers. — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview: A renowned…
Sleepaway Camp
🏕️🔪 Sleepaway Camp (1983) – The Summer Camp Slasher With That Twist “You won’t be coming home from camp this summer.” — ⚠️ Content Warning: This review discusses a film that contains dated, problematic, and potentially offensive content related to gender identity and mental health. While Sleepaway Camp is a cult horror classic, its infamous…
Nightbreed
🧟♂️🌈 Nightbreed (1990) – Queer Monsters, Slasher Chaos, & Clive Barker’s Cult Fever Dream 💀🧠 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview: Nightbreed is what happens when Clive Barker says, “You know what? Slashers are fun, but let’s throw in some Lovecraft, monster misfits, and repressed queer metaphors…
Judicious Jarrod's Every-Flavor Entertainment and Media Reviews 