Silent Night (2012) – Review 🎄 “Santa’s coming to town… and he brought a flamethrower.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 — ⚠️ WARNING This movie is violent, bloody, and absolutely not for everyone.It’s a sleazy holiday slasher — just a heads up before you dive in. — 🎄 Non-Spoiler…
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Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation (1990)
🎄 Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation (1990) “The one where Christmas is a suggestion, bugs are everywhere, and nothing makes sense.” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview If you’re expecting a slasher about a killer Santa, you’re gonna be VERY confused.Part 4 basically yeets the entire…
Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out! (1989)
Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out! (1989) “The coma-Santa movie nobody asked for.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥🍿 — ⚠️ WARNING: This movie is NOT for everyone.Not because it’s gory (it’s honestly not).But because it’s so bizarrely slow, confusing, and cheap that it might break your brain…
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987) 🎄 “Ho ho ho, Garbage Day!” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ⚠️ CONTENT WARNING This film contains violence, murder, and some very questionable acting choices.Also… the movie is basically 40% recycled footage from the first film, so if you value your time or…
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)
🎄 Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) Review Santa, Trauma, and the Most Controversial Christmas Movie Ever Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ⚠️ Content Warning This movie is deeply messed up.We’re talking trauma, murder, disturbing Santa stuff, and very 80s slasher energy.Not for kids. Not for casual viewers. Not for anyone…
Black Christmas (2019)
Black Christmas (2019) 🎄🔪 “The remake that tried to say something… and said nothing.” 🎬 Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! ⚠️ Content Warning This movie deals with assault themes, cult imagery, and violence.It’s also… incredibly messy…
Black X-Mas (2006)
🎄🩸 Black X-Mas (2006) Subtlety? Never heard of her. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This is the extremely gory, aggressively 2000s remake of the classic Black Christmas — except instead of psychological dread and creepy phone calls, this one says: > “What if we replaced ALL…
Black Christmas (1974)
Black Christmas (1974) 🎄An OG slasher that walked so every horror movie after it could sprint. — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ⚠️ Warning This film has disturbing phone calls, violence, stalking, and that nasty 70s grime-horror vibe. Not for everyone. — 📦 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Before Michael Myers.Before…
Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022)
🎄🔪 Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022) When Santa upgrades from milk and cookies to murder and carnage. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — ⚠️ Warning This movie is loud, vulgar, neon-drenched, soaked in alcohol and attitude, and absolutely not for everyone.If you don’t like abrasive characters, grindhouse vibes, or metal-album…
Thanksgiving (2023)
Thanksgiving (2023) 🦃 “Nothing says the holidays like a masked pilgrim serving trauma for dinner.” 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? ⚠️ CONTENT WARNING: This is a mean, gruesome, holiday-themed massacre of a movie. Lots of gore, lots of violence, and a surprising amount of “wow, Eli Roth really woke up…
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