Resident Evil 8 Village Reveiw (2021) “Tall Hats, Tiny Brains: How Resident Evil Village Pretends to be Open but Stays on Rails” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Search Capcom’s official trailers for: Launch Trailer, “Maiden” Demo Trailer, Showcase Footage. They sell exactly what the game is—icy fairy-tale nightmare meets monster anthology….
Category: Resident Evil
Resident Evil 7 Biohazard (2017)
Resident Evil 7: Biohazard (2017) 🪓🏚️👁️ “Welcome to the Family, Son” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers First — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview After Resident Evil 6’s over-the-top action nearly killed the franchise, Capcom did a hard reset with RE7. Gone were the globe-trotting campaigns and explosions — in…
Resident Evil 6 (2012)
Resident Evil 6 (2012) 💥🧟♂️🎮 “The Kitchen Sink of Resident Evil” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers First — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Resident Evil 6 is the most ambitious — and bloated — entry in the franchise. Instead of one campaign, it has four interwoven storylines, each following…
Resident Evil 5 (2009)
Resident Evil 5 (2009) 🧟♂️🔥 Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers First — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Following the events of Resident Evil 4, Chris Redfield (Roger Craig Smith) has joined the BSAA (Bioterrorism Security Assessment Alliance). Sent to Kijuju, Africa, to investigate a new bio-organic weapons outbreak, Chris teams…
Resident Evil 4 (2005/2023)
Resident Evil 4 (2005 / Remake 2023) 🧟♂️🔫 The Village That Changed Survival Horror Forever — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers — 📝 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview You play as Leon S. Kennedy (Paul Mercier in the original, Nick Apostolides in the remake), the rookie cop from Resident Evil 2,…
Resident Evil Infinite Darkness (2021)
Resident Evil: Infinite Darkness (2021) “Infinite Darkness, Finite Ideas” 🎬 Let’s start by showing you the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Resident Evil: Infinite Darkness is a four-episode CGI-animated Netflix series released in 2021, set in 2006 between Resident Evil 4 and Resident Evil 5. Leon S. Kennedy (Nick Apostolides) and Claire…
Resident Evil 3 Remake (2020)
Resident Evil 3 Remake (2020) “Run, Jill, run — because Nemesis doesn’t take coffee breaks.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This time you’re Jill Valentine, the same Jill from the mansion nightmare, and she’s stuck in Raccoon City right as everything completely collapses. Zombies…
Resident Evil 2 Remake (2019)
Resident Evil 2 Remake (2019) “Puzzles, panic, and a police station that should’ve just burned down.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So you’ve got Leon Kennedy, rookie cop on his first damn day, and Claire Redfield, college student just trying to find her brother….
Resident Evil 1 (1996)
Resident Evil (1996) “Welcome to the mansion of bad voice acting and worse life choices.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So here’s the setup: you’re part of the STARS team (basically SWAT with cooler patches) sent into the creepy Spencer Mansion after people go…
Resident Evil Welcome To Racoon City
Resident Evil Welcome To Racoon City: Let’s start off with the trailers before I get to far. Can’t believe it took me this long to get around to this review, oh wait a minute, yes I can because I’ve been trying to avoid this film. And for good reasons btw, the first sin was them…
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