Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018) 🕹 “What if we took everything great about the first movie… and hit it with a Wi-Fi signal until it broke?” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So this time around, Ralph (John C. Reilly) and Vanellope (Sarah Silverman) leave…
Category: Parodies
Wreck-It Ralph (2012)
Wreck-It Ralph (2012) 🕹 “Man just wanted a medal… accidentally almost committed digital genocide.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Wreck-It Ralph follows Ralph (John C. Reilly), the “bad guy” in an arcade game called Fix-It Felix Jr.—and he is DONE being the bad guy….
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)
🧛♂️ Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948) “Dracula stole the show… literally.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we?🎥 Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — 🧩 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This “crossover comedy” from 1948 promises one thing: Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein. Except…
FrankenThumb (2002)
🧠 FrankenThumb (2002) “Yeah, I know — another Frankenstein story. But this time, everyone’s a thumb.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the full episode Here’s the link to it — because trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunch of talking thumbs scream “IT’S ALIVE!” — ⚙️ How This Comedy Satire…
Madame Web (2024)
Madame Web (2024) 🕸🕷 Spider-Man’s shadow, but make it corporate and confused. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 (And yes, the trailer that gave us that infamous “my mom was studying spiders in the Amazon…” exposition dump that didn’t even survive the final cut. Iconic. For all the wrong reasons.)…
🪐 Spaceballs
💥 I Lost the Bleeps, the Sweeps, AND the Creeps! 🎬 Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? Oh yes time to take a look at this timeless classic of a comedy, oh I forgot something. Oh right here’s the DVD menu. Okay, y’all. Buckle up.We are talking about Spaceballs — a movie…
🎬 Galaxy Quest – In A Galaxy Not So Far Away (Wait Wrong Franchise)
🧃 Bigly Malodorous Ego meets budget-shattering reality 🧁 Clarkcore Tribute The reason I’m reviewing this today is pretty personal. Last summer (2024), my dad’s brother Clark—one of my favorite uncles— passed away. I’ve still not gotten over it. Every Thanksgiving, back when I lived in California, Uncle Clark would come down from Boston to be…
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