Merry Christmas Drake and Josh (2008)

Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh (2008) Review “Only on Nickelodeon would jail time hinge on Christmas spirit.” 🎄😂 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🦇 Nickelodeon’s chaotic duo got their own holiday TV movie in 2008 — and boy, does it lean into absurdity. Drake (Drake Bell)…

Big Time Rush — “Big Time Christmas” (2010)

Big Time Rush — “Big Time Christmas” (2010) Review “The One Where the Holidays Go Boyband-Mode.” 🎄🎤✨ — 🎬 Let’s start by sharing the music in this special shall we? — 🎄 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🍿 “Big Time Christmas” is peak 2010s Nickelodeon energy: chaotic, cheesy, wholesome, and somehow genuinely festive.The plot? Simple: Gustavo demands…

SpongeBob SquarePants: Titans of the Tide (2025)

SpongeBob SquarePants: Titans of the Tide (2025) “When Cutting the Line Turns Into Cutting Reality in Half” 🌊👻⚔️ — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥🍿 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🧽⚓ It all begins on “Extra Special Offer Day” at the Krusty Krab. The Flying Dutchman is waiting patiently in line like…

SpongeBob Squarepants The Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom (2017) 🎃

The Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom (2017) 🎃 “When SpongeBob goes spooky in stop-motion” — 🕷️ Opening / Trailer Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Nickelodeon hyped this one as “SpongeBob’s scariest Halloween yet.” The hook was obvious: it ditched the classic hand-drawn animation for stop-motion — instantly giving it a spooky, handmade,…

Spongebob Squarepants Scaredy Pants (1999) 🎃

Scaredy Pants (1999) 🎃 “The one that made Halloween in Bikini Bottom legendary” — 🕷️ Opening Title Instead of a trailer, we’ve got that classic Scaredy Pants Halloween opening — the creepy organ riff, the haunted lettering, and the pumpkin-lit vibe that sets the stage perfectly. It immediately tells you this isn’t your everyday jellyfishing…

Danny Phantom (2004-2007)

Danny Phantom (2004–2007) 👻 ⚠️ Quick Note: This show is Nickelodeon at its spookiest — ghosts, monsters, sci-fi, and that perfect early-2000s cartoon weirdness. It’s also a show that leaned into darker themes while still being funny and kid-friendly. Plus, it gave us some of the best goth-coded characters in animation — which, let’s be…

House Of Anubis

🏺House of Anubis – Nickelodeon’s Forgotten YA Fever Dream, that we somehow liked when we were kids Let’s be real—most of you probably forgot this teen drama even existed. This is one of those shows I liked for some reason… but tried rewatching and realized: no. This is just cringe. Also no this isn’t a…

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014: Let’s start by showing y”all the trailers shall we. Oh jeepers were going down memory lane with this one…..we’re opening up old wounds with this film….oh good grief….so I’m gonna do something different with these 2 Micheal Bay films instead of giving a full-blown analysis. This time I’m gonna give…

Teenage Mutant Ninja Mutant Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Yes, this is the recent entry in the TMNT reboots, I cannot tell u how many times this franchise has been rebooted but TMNT is Nickelodeon’s magnum opus……..so with that out of the way let’s get into the review shall…

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Oh, and I also wanna quickly introduce y’all to what I consider one of the best versions of the TMNT themes I’ve ever heard. Catchy I know right? Now without further due let’s get into the review. Wow that rhymed, it…