“How to Burn a Franchise in Two Seasons Flat” 💀 Ohhhhhhh Boy, Where Do I Even Begin? That’s right: abysmal. This show singlehandedly ruined the character of Velma for me. Plus, this show has made everyone hate it—both the left and the right side. Wow, good job, show. You’ve legitimately brought America together. This is…
Category: Never Again
✨🗡️ Star Wars: Tales of the Empire
🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Yeah, it’s time to rip the bandage off and review this series once and for all. Also yes, this show—just like Bad Batch—uses the same animation as The Clone Wars. So in a way, we can connect these side projects to Clone Wars and say…
Glass Onion A Knives Out Story
Glass Onion: Let’s start off with showing y’all the trailers shall we? Yes I know I’m 2 years late on this review, but I’m finally reviewing it. Also yes Rian Johnson is planning on making a 3rd film, in his words he wants to emulate Agatha Christie’s novels. No shite because the 3rd film is…
Nosferatu 2024
Nosferatu 2024: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Yes, folks, a remake of a film from 1922, which was itself a ripoff of *Bram Stoker’s Dracula*, has been released on Christmas Day 2024—on a Wednesday no less. I still can’t quite wrap my head around the decision to release it then. For…
Amnesia The Bunker
Amnesia The Bunker: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Ok so where to start, well firstly let’s get the rating out of the way then we can go into spoilers…overall in my humble opinion, I wasn’t too impressed with this game, to me every Amnesia game that came after the first game…
Amnesia Rebirth
Amnesia Rebirth: Let’s start off with a trailer enjoy Secondly, I wanna mentioned that the company that made The Dark Descent came back to make this game……yes finally, but does that mean it’s good? Well, that’s what we’re here today to find out so let’s begin, shall we? Let’s get the rating out of the…
Spiderman 2 PS5
Spiderman 2 PS5: Let’s start off with the trailers shall we? Also here’s a 10 min game play video trailer, hope yall enjoy it…I know I did “No he’s mine” “u sure? He’s got big teeth?” “So do i” “umm he’s not usually like this right?” “No he’s never like this” Ohhhhhh that dialog always…
Space Jam 2 A New Legacy
Space Jam 2 A New Legacy: Let’s start off with the trailers shall we? Let’s get this review out of the way shall we? Because I wanna forget about it…. So in this film from the start we are told that LeBron James now hates playing video games because as. Akid he was caught playing…
Indiana Jones 5 The Dial Of Destiny
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny – Review Let’s start by showing y’all trailers, shall we? Spoiler-Free Rundown: Yeah, so this movie? This movie hurt. As a huge fan of Indiana Jones, this one wasn’t just disappointing — it felt like betrayal. I’ve loved this character my whole life. I rewatch the originals, I…
Star Wars The Holiday Special
Star Wars Holiday Special: that’s right folks I’m deciding to review the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special……this special is so bad that in fact get this to this day George Lucas has abundantly made it clear by saying “If I had time and a sledgehammer I’d go around find every copy of this special and…
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