🧀 Kronk’s New Groove (2005) – Review 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Official Trailer – Kronk’s New Groove (2005) — 🐿️ Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Kronk is living his best life as a chef, delivery guy, and all-around musclebound cinnamon roll when he gets word that his Papi is coming to…
Category: My Childhood Movies
The Emperors New Groove
Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Before we get too deep into the llama drama, here’s the short version: The Emperor’s New Groove is a zany animated comedy that follows Kuzco, a spoiled and selfish Incan emperor who gets turned into a llama by his power-hungry advisor, Yzma. After being dumped in…
Aladdin 1992
Aladdin (1992) Review Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Aladdin is one of those Disney Renaissance classics where the second you hear the music, you’re mentally flying on a magic carpet through your childhood. Set in the fictional city of Agrabah, the film follows a street-smart “diamond in…
The Lion King 1 ½ (2004)
The Lion King 1 ½ (2004) Review Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown If you thought The Lion King was the whole story, guess again. The Lion King 1 ½ (also known as The Lion King 3: Hakuna Matata in some regions) is a direct-to-video midquel/spin-off/fever dream that reimagines…
Lion King 1994
The Lion King (1994) Review Let’s show y’all some trailers, shall we? — My Thoughts: Welcome to one of the most iconic animated films of all time: The Lion King. This movie is a gorgeous blend of Shakespearean tragedy, African landscapes, breathtaking animation, and some of the most memorable music Disney has ever put out….
Mulan 1998
Let’s start by showing trailers, shall we? — Initial Thoughts Mulan (1998) is one of the most mature, intense, and beautifully crafted animated films in Disney’s entire lineup. It doesn’t just hold up—it thrives. The tone balances humor, action, and heavy emotional stakes better than most live-action dramas do. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll yell…
Ratatouille
🐭🍝 Ratatouille (2007) Review (Dedicated in memory of our dear family friend, Ms. Carmon — who brought the warmth of Italy into every room she entered. This one’s for her.) Trailer: 🧑🍳 What’s Cookin’: The Plot Rundown Set in the romantic underbelly (literally) of Paris, Ratatouille follows Remy, a rat with refined taste and a…
💔 Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch
🛠️ Not a glitch—just a letdown. 🎥 Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? 🧪 What’s the Plot Rundown? Yeah, so this one’s gonna be shorter than the others because I just don’t have tons to say about this film. It’s simple:Stitch is glitching out and doing bad things.There’s something wrong with him….
🚀 Leroy & Stitch
🧬 So… how many alien clones can fit in a Hawaiian zip code? Leroy and Stitch: let’s start by showing yall the trailers shall we? 📺 About the Series (Which I Didn’t Watch) Before we go any further—No, I will not be reviewing the Lilo & Stitch TV series.Because I never watched it. Yes, I…
🌺 Lilo & Stitch
🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? 🕶️ Why Now? That’s right, folks. Today we’re looking at the timeless classic Lilo & Stitch. Why am I reviewing this all of a sudden? Why not. The better question is: why am I reviewing this specifically now, on Saturday, March 22nd? It’s because in…
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