Merry Christmas Drake and Josh (2008)

Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh (2008) Review “Only on Nickelodeon would jail time hinge on Christmas spirit.” 🎄😂 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🦇 Nickelodeon’s chaotic duo got their own holiday TV movie in 2008 — and boy, does it lean into absurdity. Drake (Drake Bell)…

Good Luck Charlie It’s Christmas (2011)

Good Luck Charlie, It’s Christmas! (2011) Review “Sometimes the best gifts come with total chaos.” 🎄✨ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview 🦇 Before we dive into the movie itself, let’s not forget the Good Luck Charlie theme that kicks this off — “Today’s all burnt toast,…

A Christmas Carol Disney (2009)

🎄 A Christmas Carol (2009) 🎄👻 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we?(If only Disney had put “Warning: Will scar children for life” in here) — ⚠️ Warning: Yes, this is a Disney film. Yes, it’s rated PG. And yes… it’s also loaded with corpses, screaming ghosts, skeletal jump scares, and nightmare fuel…

Arthur Christmas (2011)

Arthur Christmas (2011) 🎄🎁 “How the Claus Family Almost Caused a PR Nightmare” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? — 🎯 Non-Spoiler Rundown Every Christmas, the Claus family pulls off a miracle — delivering billions of presents in a single night. But in Arthur Christmas, we see behind the scenes of the…

Home Alone 2 Lost In Newyork (1992)

🏙️🎄 Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer 📽️ — Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Kevin McCallister’s back — and this time he’s loose in New York City. Thanks to another airport mix-up, Kevin boards the wrong plane and ends up in Manhattan with his dad’s credit card, a…

Home Alone (1990)

🏠🎄 Home Alone (1990) Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer 📽️ — Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown It’s Christmas time in Chicago, and the McCallister family is heading to Paris for the holidays. But thanks to a chaotic morning and a string of unlucky coincidences, 8-year-old Kevin McCallister (Macaulay Culkin) is left home alone. At first,…

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000 Film)

🎄 How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) – Review 🎄 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Also, this is a universal movie, so u know what that means? Que Universal Theme! — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown This is the live-action Grinch, with Jim Carrey in full green fur and pure chaos mode….

The Santa Clause 3 (The Escape Clause)

🎅❄️ The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006) – Review ❄️🎅 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 📽️🍿 — 📝 Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Scott Calvin is juggling being Santa Claus, a husband to Carol, and an expectant father 🎄👶. But when the mischievous Jack Frost decides he wants the big red…

The Santa Clause 2

🎅 The Santa Clause 2 (2002) Review Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Eight years after becoming Santa, Scott Calvin’s got the job down… but now the “Mrs. Clause” throws a wrench in his candy-cane-perfect life. If he doesn’t get married by Christmas Eve, he’ll stop being…

The Santa Clause (1994)

🎅 The Santa Clause (1994) 🎅 — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 — 📜 Plot Rundown (No Spoilers) Scott Calvin (Tim Allen) is a divorced toy company executive trying to juggle career and co-parenting. On Christmas Eve, he accidentally causes Santa Claus to fall off his roof. When Scott…