Hannah Montana: The Movie (2009) ✨️ “Yeah… I’m 27 and reviewing Hannah Montana…Sue me. — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Yeah idk why but I have a soft spot for countryside scenery and farms. — ⚠️ Quick Disclaimer Yes. I am a 27-year-old man… Talking about Hannah Montana. And you…
Category: Music Themed Films
The Bride! (2026)
The Bride! (2026) 🎭 Here comes the mother-f*ing Bride… and about six other movies fighting for attention. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 The trailer made this look like a pretty straightforward Bonnie and Clyde type Frankenstein story set in 1930s Chicago. You see gangster imagery, the Bride and Frankenstein’s…
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)Fishnets, lightning, and absolute chaos — and I loved every second of it. — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧪 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So here’s the deal. Brad Majors (Barry Bostwick) and Janet Weiss (Susan Sarandon) are the most aggressively normal couple ever created….
The Muppets Christmas Carol (1992)
🎄 The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) 🎄👻 “When Gonzo narrates Dickens, expect puppets, songs, and a little chaos in your eggnog.” 🎄🎭 — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🎥 Studio & StyleThis one’s a bit different from the other versions we’ve covered — instead of a straight adaptation, we…
The Nutcracker and the Four Realms (2018)
The Nutcracker and the Four Realms (2018) “A movie so pretty you almost forget nothing actually happens.” 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎄 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This is Disney’s attempt to take the classical Nutcracker ballet and turn it into a big-budget fantasy epic.Keyword: attempt. The story follows Clara,…
A Very Jonas Christmas Movie (2025)
A Very Jonas Christmas Movie (2025) “When the Holiday Cheer Is 90% Chaos and 10% Jonas Hair Gel” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥🎄 Because there is clearly not enough Christmas movies, I mean seriously at this point we have about as much Christmas movies as we do Christmas songs. —…
The Year Without Santa Clause
The Year Without a Santa Claus (1974) Review Santa’s on strike, the Miser brothers steal the show 🎅❄️🔥 — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — 🎥 Production BackgroundThis film was made by Rankin/Bass Productions — the same studio that gave us Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and Frosty the Snowman. You…
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964)
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964) ✨ PSA: If your coworkers bury you alive for being different, don’t worry — they’ll ask you to save the company holiday party later. ✨ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — 🎄 The Studio & Style 🎄This is another holiday gem from Rankin/Bass Productions, the…
Frosty The Snowman
Frosty the Snowman (1969) Review “Do you want to build a snowman? Too late — he’s already alive.” ☃️✨ Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Also here’s the famous theme song we all know and love. — 📖 Studio & Animation Produced by Rankin/Bass Productions, the same studio behind Rudolph the Red-Nosed…
Wicked: For Good (2025)
Wicked: For Good (2025) Are we all wicked yet?Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬✨ Warning ⚠️, if some y’all dont like anything relating to propaganda or find the subject of it to be uncomfortable then this film might not be for you, just warning y’all. I also wanna quickly mention, people…
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