The Muppets Christmas Carol (1992)

🎄 The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) 🎄👻 “When Gonzo narrates Dickens, expect puppets, songs, and a little chaos in your eggnog.” 🎄🎭 — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🎥 Studio & StyleThis one’s a bit different from the other versions we’ve covered — instead of a straight adaptation, we…

The Nutcracker and the Four Realms (2018)

The Nutcracker and the Four Realms (2018) “A movie so pretty you almost forget nothing actually happens.” 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎄 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This is Disney’s attempt to take the classical Nutcracker ballet and turn it into a big-budget fantasy epic.Keyword: attempt. The story follows Clara,…

A Very Jonas Christmas Movie (2025)

A Very Jonas Christmas Movie (2025) “When the Holiday Cheer Is 90% Chaos and 10% Jonas Hair Gel” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥🎄 Because there is clearly not enough Christmas movies, I mean seriously at this point we have about as much Christmas movies as we do Christmas songs. —…

The Year Without Santa Clause

The Year Without a Santa Claus (1974) Review Santa’s on strike, the Miser brothers steal the show 🎅❄️🔥 — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — 🎥 Production BackgroundThis film was made by Rankin/Bass Productions — the same studio that gave us Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and Frosty the Snowman. You…

Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964)

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964) ✨ PSA: If your coworkers bury you alive for being different, don’t worry — they’ll ask you to save the company holiday party later. ✨ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — 🎄 The Studio & Style 🎄This is another holiday gem from Rankin/Bass Productions, the…

Frosty The Snowman

Frosty the Snowman (1969) Review “Do you want to build a snowman? Too late — he’s already alive.” ☃️✨ Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Also here’s the famous theme song we all know and love. — 📖 Studio & Animation Produced by Rankin/Bass Productions, the same studio behind Rudolph the Red-Nosed…

Wicked: For Good (2025)

Wicked: For Good (2025) Are we all wicked yet?Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬✨ Warning ⚠️, if some y’all dont like anything relating to propaganda or find the subject of it to be uncomfortable then this film might not be for you, just warning y’all. I also wanna quickly mention, people…

The Phantom Of The Opera (2004)

The Phantom of the Opera (2004) Zero of Ten, a Mask for Nothing ⚠️ Disclaimer: This review might offend some Phantom lovers, but hey — I’ve got history with this franchise, and it’s not good history. Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? (Sighhhhhh) 🎭 Trailer: — Personal History with the IP Before…

Descendants 3 2019

Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🖤 In Memory Of Cameron Boyce Before diving into the chaos, the music, and the magical showdown, let’s take a moment to honor Cameron Boyce. He tragically passed away in July 2019, just days before this film premiered. He was only 20 years old. Known for…

Descendants 2 2017

Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ❤️ In Memory Of Cameron Boyce (1999–2019) Before we get into it, let’s take a moment to remember Cameron Boyce, who tragically passed away in July 2019 at just 20 years old. His role as Carlos de Vil brought charm, heart, and humor to the…