Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025) — Review (“Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we?”) How did I enjoy this film? Alright, let’s get this out of the way immediately. I liked this more than Glass Onion.But no — it still doesn’t top the first Knives Out. And honestly, once…
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Wicked: For Good (2025)
Wicked: For Good (2025) Are we all wicked yet?Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬✨ Warning ⚠️, if some y’all dont like anything relating to propaganda or find the subject of it to be uncomfortable then this film might not be for you, just warning y’all. I also wanna quickly mention, people…
Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein (2025)
Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein (2025) “The Monster Was Never the Problem.” 🕯️⚡ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 Trailer 1: From Victor’s Point of View Trailer 2: From The Creatures Point of View Final Trailer: From No Certain Point of View — ⚠️ Content Warning: This film is rated R for…
Tron: Ares (2025)
⚡👾 Tron: Ares (2025) 👾⚡ Disney’s third spin on the Grid — and once again, it’s less blockbuster and more cult screening fuel. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 Behind the Grid: Passion or Problem? 🎬 Here’s the thing: Tron: Ares only exists because of Jared Leto. Say what you…
The Black Phone 2 (2025)
🎥 The Black Phone 2 “Dialing back into the nightmare… but this time, Gwen answers.” — 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️This sequel is gnarly — not in the fun “surf’s up”…
The Toxic Avenger (2025)
🧪 The Toxic Avenger (2025) 🧹☢️ “The Hero We Need Now… And Probably Deserve” This review goes out to my friend Maddie, she really loved films like this and was looking forward to this remake, here’s to u Maddie. — ⚠️ Content Warning This movie is not for everyone. It’s gleefully violent, stuffed with grotesque…
The Naked Gun (2025)
🎬 The Naked Gun (2025) Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎞️ — ☣️ ⚠️ TOXIC CONTENT WARNING ⚠️ This film is raunchy, crude, and unapologetically offensive in ways that may rub people the wrong way. From absurd innuendo to questionable background gags, The Naked Gun (2025) gleefully pushes boundaries—sometimes too far….
Fantastic Four First Steps
Review: Fantastic Four – First Steps (2025) — 🎥 Official Trailer Gallery: The Road to First Steps Before anything else, let’s relive every teaser, trailer, and hype-reel that brought us here. — 🟦 Blue Carpet Buzz From awkward handshakes to chaotic cast chemistry—here are eight moments from the blue carpet that prove this team might…
Superman 2025
Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown James Gunn’s Superman (2025) begins like you’ve just cracked open the middle of a comic book—zero context, full action. No opening origin story. No time to catch your breath. Superman is already active, already being Superman, and already suffering. He gets injured…
28 Years Later
Review: 28 Years Later (2025) 🧟♂️🩸💀 Let’s start by showing yall the trailers shall? Also heres a video of the song in the trsiler that Sony released on YouTube. It’s been nearly 30 years since 28 Weeks Later left fans with that chaotic cliffhanger in Paris—and apparently, we waited all that time to get retconned….
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