Dear Santa (2024) 🎄🔥 “A typo, a devil, and 90 minutes of regret.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The trailers sell this as a cheeky, edgy Christmas comedy where a kid accidentally writes to Satan instead of Santa and chaos ensues. Cool concept… for a 30-second skit. The problem?The…
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Kung Fu Panda 4 (2024)
Kung Fu Panda 4 (2024) 🥟 “The panda returns… but should he have?” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — 🌸 Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Po (Jack Black) is told by Shifu (Dustin Hoffman) that it’s time for…
Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016)
Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016) 🥟 “When pandas multiply, the story divides.” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🌸 Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Po (Jack Black) discovers he has a long-lost biological father, Li Shan (Bryan Cranston), who whisks him away to a hidden panda village. At the same time, the spirit…
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011)
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) 🕊️ Or: The One That Broke Me and Proved Animated Villains Can Be Absolutely Horrifying — 🎬 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? The trailers teased bigger fights, cooler animation, and a new villain with feathers and fireworks. What they didn’t show was the emotional devastation, the…
Kung Fu Panda 1
Kung Fu Panda (2008) 🐼 Or: How a Clumsy Panda Became a Kung Fu Legend — 🎬 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? The trailers made this look like a fun kids’ comedy about a bumbling panda doing kung fu. What they didn’t show was how much heart, style, and sheer badassery…
The House With A Clock In It’s Walls (2018)
🕰️ The House with a Clock in Its Walls (2018) 🕰️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Another book adaptation? Oh joy. Just what Hollywood needed: another studio mining the dusty pages…
A Minecraft Movie
A Minecraft Movie: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Uhhhhhhh- Uhhhhhhh- Uhhhhhhh- Uhhhhhhh- UHHHHHHHH!- Yeah uh where do I begin, well firstly if we’re going off the trailers then idk what the heck any of this is! Yes, it’s titled Minecraft. But calling this Minecraft should be a crime. Ain’t nothing about…
Borderlands Movie
Borderlands: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Jack black again? Ugh hot take I’m getting tired of Jack Black, and his mannerisms. He just overplays any role he’s in if u know what I mean, it’s gotten to a point where he ain’t playing a character. No, he’s instead playing himself in…
The Super Mario Movie
The Super Mario Movie: Let’s start off with the trailers shall we So we’re do I even begin, well firstly I’ve never played a single Mario game live ever…I didn’t grow up on Mario….like at all, so I went into this movie knowing nothing about Mario, I just went in as a movie goer and…
Jumanji The Next Level
Jumanji The Next Level: so im gonna start off with saying this u guys really need to see this film….its hilarious….lets me show u the trailer….. So in this film we got this cast Dwayne the Rock Johnson Jack Black Kevin Hart Karen Gillian Nick Jonas Dani Devito (yes that Dani Devito who played Penguin in…
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