Iron Lung (2026) A blood-soaked endurance test that I’m glad I survived… once. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning Iron Lung contains intense psychological horror, claustrophobic environments, disturbing imagery, themes of isolation and hopelessness, implied body horror, and sudden moments of shock that may be unsettling for some players….
Category: Independent Films
Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker (1991)
Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker (1991) 🎄 This is what happens when Christmas horror drops acid. — 🎄 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? — ⚠️ Content Warning: This movie is bonkers, delightfully unhinged, and has several moments of “what in the fresh holiday hell did I just watch?”Not…
Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation (1990)
🎄 Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation (1990) “The one where Christmas is a suggestion, bugs are everywhere, and nothing makes sense.” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview If you’re expecting a slasher about a killer Santa, you’re gonna be VERY confused.Part 4 basically yeets the entire…
Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out! (1989)
Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out! (1989) “The coma-Santa movie nobody asked for.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥🍿 — ⚠️ WARNING: This movie is NOT for everyone.Not because it’s gory (it’s honestly not).But because it’s so bizarrely slow, confusing, and cheap that it might break your brain…
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987) 🎄 “Ho ho ho, Garbage Day!” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ⚠️ CONTENT WARNING This film contains violence, murder, and some very questionable acting choices.Also… the movie is basically 40% recycled footage from the first film, so if you value your time or…
The Mean One (2022)
The Mean One (2022) 🎄🔪 “The Grinch, but make it public domain panic mode” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailer Yep, this thing had a trailer, and it was every bit as “Oh, they didn’t get the rights” as you’d expect. They tiptoed so hard around the word Grinch…
ZombieCON vol. 1 (2025)
ZombieCON vol. 1 (2025) “Cosplay. Chaos. Zombies. And some sorta acid trip” 🧟♂️⚡🎭 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? — ⚠️ CONTENT WARNING — PLEASE READ This film is vulgar, gory, violent, chaotic, and absolutely NOT for everyone.Like… if you’re squeamish, easily offended, don’t like cussing, or don’t enjoy movies that operate…
Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare (2025)
🧚♂️ Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare (2025) The Boy Who Wouldn’t Grow Up… Into Anything Good — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailer Sadly, the trailer tells you everything about this movie: grim fairy tale reimagining, “public domain horror” energy, and Peter Pan as a full-on child snatcher. Think “what if…
Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 (2024)
🍯🐻 Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 (2024) “Still Silly, but Now It Actually Tries” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 📽 Trailers — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This sequel takes place after the first massacre in the Hundred Acre Wood. Pooh is back—and this time, he’s not alone. We’ve got Owl and…
Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023)
🍯🐻 Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023) “Childhood Ruined, Now in Public Domain” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So here’s the pitch: “What if Winnie-the-Pooh was evil?” That’s literally it. Pooh and Piglet, abandoned by Christopher Robin, go feral and decide to kill a…
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