🐭🍝 Ratatouille (2007) Review (Dedicated in memory of our dear family friend, Ms. Carmon — who brought the warmth of Italy into every room she entered. This one’s for her.) Trailer: 🧑🍳 What’s Cookin’: The Plot Rundown Set in the romantic underbelly (literally) of Paris, Ratatouille follows Remy, a rat with refined taste and a…
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Spirit Animal
Film Title: Spirit Animal (no trailer available—you just have to experience this fever dream for yourself) Dedication: This film goes out to my friend Maddie, who tragically passed away two days ago. You will be missed, friend. I hope you’re somewhere fun watching shark films. WARNING: This film is beyond bizarre, violently absurd, and extremely…
🪐 Spaceballs
💥 I Lost the Bleeps, the Sweeps, AND the Creeps! 🎬 Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? Oh yes time to take a look at this timeless classic of a comedy, oh I forgot something. Oh right here’s the DVD menu. Okay, y’all. Buckle up.We are talking about Spaceballs — a movie…
🎬 Galaxy Quest – In A Galaxy Not So Far Away (Wait Wrong Franchise)
🧃 Bigly Malodorous Ego meets budget-shattering reality 🧁 Clarkcore Tribute The reason I’m reviewing this today is pretty personal. Last summer (2024), my dad’s brother Clark—one of my favorite uncles— passed away. I’ve still not gotten over it. Every Thanksgiving, back when I lived in California, Uncle Clark would come down from Boston to be…
🎬 Matilda – Telekinesis, Trunchbull, and Totally Trash Parents
💬 Psychic whiplash…tears in my cupcake 🧃 Let’s Start With Why This Movie Hits Home First, this review is for Ms. Carmen—a family friend who passed in 2022 after a long fight with cancer. We used to watch this movie together all the time. We even joked that her daughter looked just like Matilda. So…
Lightyear
Lightyear: Let’s start with the trailers shall we? Ohhhhhhhhhh boy yeah we’re finally getting around to reviewing this film finally, I guess if anyone enjoyed this film, said no one whatsoever. Yeah well, where to start? Yes, I know I should start with rating but there’s some stuff I want to get out of the…
Avatar The Way Of Water
Avatar 2 The Way Of Water 💧 Let’s start by stating the fact that…. it’s hard to still tell if this film was necessary….especially 13 years later….because we’ve gotten so many films with great visuals and great plots….so what will this film bring to the table? Well, not much actually except except for visuals….my goodness…
Bathtub Shark Attack
Bathtub Shark Attack: so I firstly wanna mention that this is not an official Hollywood-produced film…..this film was made by a friend of mine from the same grocery store I work at…so keep in mind it is a low-budget film… This review goes out to my friend Maddie, who tragically passed away two days ago.Maddie…
Indiana Jones 5 The Dial Of Destiny
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny – Review Let’s start by showing y’all trailers, shall we? Spoiler-Free Rundown: Yeah, so this movie? This movie hurt. As a huge fan of Indiana Jones, this one wasn’t just disappointing — it felt like betrayal. I’ve loved this character my whole life. I rewatch the originals, I…
Clone Wars (Seasons 1-7)
Star wars the clone wars: Let’s start off with showing y’all the trailer for season 1 shall we? so there is an animated movie that sets up the show….I should warn u this movie didn’t get a good rating…but I love this film….or at the very least enjoy it…..so the reason u should watch this before the series……this film…
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