The Crow (1994) “It Can’t Rain All the Time” ☔🖤🕊️ — Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? 🎬 — A Cursed Classic 💀👻 Before even diving into the movie itself, it’s impossible not to talk about the shadow that hangs over The Crow. This wasn’t just a film adaptation of James O’Barr’s…
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Marvel Zombies (2025)
🧟♂️ Marvel Zombies (2025) Review 🧟♀️ “Marvel Zombies: The Dead Rise, the MCU Finally Gains a Backbone” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Marvel put out two trailers and a wave of marketing that felt oddly rushed yet massive — eight posters in just three weeks. That’s overkill (pun intended),…
Power Rangers Turbo (1997)
⚡ Power Rangers Turbo (1997)⚡️ “From cars to chaos — buckle up… or maybe don’t.” — 🎵 Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Opening Theme, Shall We? — 📜 Spoiler-Free Rundown Power Rangers Turbo picks up right after Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie, where our favorite spandex heroes upgrade to shiny new car-themed powers to…
Power Rangers Zeo (1996)
⚡️Power Rangers Zeo (1996)⚡️ “New suits, new powers… same Saturday morning chaos.” ⚡🤖 Alright y’all, we’re diving into one of the weirdest eras of Power Rangers history — the time the team swapped their dino/animal vibes for… ✨ geometry chic ✨. Yes, it’s Power Rangers Zeo, the season that tried to convince us giant gold…
The Naked Gun (1988)
The Naked Gun (1988): From the Files of Police Squad! 🕵️♂️ The OG absurd cop parody that made slapstick a divine art form. 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ⚠️ Content Warning: Problematic Humor Ahead While The Naked Gun (1988) is widely celebrated for its slapstick genius and nonstop absurdity,…
Airplane (1980)
✈️ Airplane! (1980) “Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📝 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Ted Striker is an ex-fighter pilot with a massive trauma problem. When he boards a commercial flight to win back his ex-girlfriend Elaine, who’s a…
Candyman (1992)
🪞 Candyman (1992) – The Hook, The Myth, The Audacity of That Name 🐝 — 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 📜 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Helen Lyle is a grad student working on a thesis about urban legends, which leads her to Cabrini-Green — a place with more horror than the…
Fantastic Four Rise Of The Silver Surfer
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)— Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Reed Richards and Sue Storm are prepping for their wedding, and it’s basically the only thing they care about… despite the fact that the planet may be in danger. Reed is asked to assist…
Fantastic Four 2005
Fantastic Four (2005) Review — 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📜 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview In this early 2000s Marvel adaptation, we follow Reed Richards (Ioan Gruffudd), a brainy scientist hoping to study cosmic energy in space with the financial help of powerful and mysterious businessman Victor Von Doom (Julian…
Descendants 3 2019
Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🖤 In Memory Of Cameron Boyce Before diving into the chaos, the music, and the magical showdown, let’s take a moment to honor Cameron Boyce. He tragically passed away in July 2019, just days before this film premiered. He was only 20 years old. Known for…
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