Oh No… Zombies! (Board Game Review (2011) 🧟♂️🎲 “Night of the Living Board Game” ⚠️ Warning: This game thrives on randomness. If you or your group hate being at the mercy of dice, or if you want perfect fairness, this will frustrate you more than entertain you. Non-Spoiler Overview Oh No… Zombies! is one of…
Category: Horror Games
Zombie Army 4 Dead War (2020)
🧟♂️ Zombie Army 4: Dead War (2020) 🧟♀️ “Bigger, bloodier, and somehow even dumber — and I mean that in the best way.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️These games lean heavily into Nazi imagery, occult experimentation, and gruesome depictions of death and gore. For some of…
Zombie Army Trilogy (2015)
🧟♂️ Zombie Army Trilogy (2015) 🧟♀️ “Nazis, zombies, and occult nonsense — all crammed into one over-the-top shooter.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️These games lean heavily into Nazi imagery, occult experimentation, and gruesome depictions of death and gore. For some of y’all, that subject matter may…
Dead Space 2023 Remake
🩸🔧 Dead Space Remake Review 🔧🩸 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview: In the Dead Space Remake (2023), players return to the nightmarish corridors of the USG Ishimura, this time with an overhauled engine, updated visuals, and a voice for Isaac Clarke. The same disturbing story unfolds —…
Dead Space 2008
💀 Dead Space (2008) Review 💀 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview: In Dead Space (2008), you play as Isaac Clarke, an engineer sent aboard the USG Ishimura, a mining ship that’s mysteriously gone silent. What starts as a routine repair mission quickly descends into a claustrophobic nightmare…
Area 51 Game
🎮 AREA 51 (PS2) – REVIEW FILE 51: THEY GOT DAVID DUCHOVNY FOR THIS?? Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Gameplay Footage – PS2(Because before we enter the alien shoot-em-up, we need a visual on how peak mid-2000s this game looked.) — 🛸 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The story follows Ethan Cole, a…
🎮The Last Of Us Part 2
Let’s start by showing yall the trailers shall we? Yeah, it’s time to do an updated version of this review. So… what’s the plot about? 🏘️ Everyone’s Weird and Distant, Including Ellie So, 15 years have passed since the last game and Ellie? Yeah, she’s grown distant from Joel—and he’s not taking it well. Both…
🎮 The Last of Us
🟨 Sad Dad Apocalypse Vibes 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Yeah it’s time for me to do an updated version of this review, so what’s this game even about? 💔 When the World Ends and So Does Your Kid Well after a tragic accident happened where his daughter got shot…
Until Dawn 💀🎮🕯️
🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Until Dawn PS4 Original: Until Dawn PS5 Remaster: ⚙️ A Few Things First 1. Yeah, I’m late to this game.Like, really late. Under-a-rock-in-a-cave kinda late.Back in 2015, horror games were a hard no for me—I scared easy. Like, leave the lights on to watch Scooby-Doo easy. I…
Amenti Horror Game
Amenti: let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? That’s right folks today we’re taking a look at another indie horror game, this time a horror game that takes place in Egypt. I am stoked to review this game. As stated before I’m a huge fan of ancient Egypt and archeology, plus I do…
