The Monkey

The Monkey: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Yes that’s right folks, today we’re here to talk about another Stephen King adaptation, also I need y’all to understand something before u go see this film. This isn’t a horror movie, as some y’all might think it is. It definitely has a creepy…

The Boogeyman

The Boogeyman: Let’s start off by showing y’all the trailer shall we? So to start off by mentioning, What I really appreciate about director Rob Savage’s approach to The Boogeyman is that he didn’t try to force a direct adaptation of Stephen King’s short story. The original story is incredibly brief—barely a few pages long,…

Salems Lot 2024

Salems Lot 2024: Let’s first start with showing y’all the trailers shall we? Sorry, my bad, trailer I meant. Anyway, so I wanna get this out of the way before we get the rating out of the way…..I’ve never seen the original Salems Lot miniseries….nor have I read the book. Yes gasp all u want…

Pet Cemetery (2019)

Pet Sematary (2019) “Sometimes death is better, but Hollywood likes playing necromancy” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This film is divisive. I like it, but compared to the original Pet Sematary (1989), a lot of fans rank this as the weaker one. The story is more…

Doctor Sleep

Doctor Sleep (2019) “The kid with the Shining grew up, and now he’s got ghosts of his own.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This is the sequel to The Shining — not the book’s sequel, not Kubrick’s sequel, but a weird hybrid that somehow…

The Shining

The Shining (1980) “All work and no play makes Jack a lunatic dad.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So here’s the deal: Stephen King wrote the book, Kubrick made the movie, and the two basically hate each other now. King despises this adaptation because…

IT (MINI-SERIES)

🎈 IT (1990 Miniseries) – Balloons Aren’t Scary, Clowns Shouldn’t Be This Easy to Beat — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 📖 Non-Spoiler Overview The 1990 IT miniseries adapts Stephen King’s doorstopper novel into a two-part TV event. On paper, it covers everything: kids versus Pennywise in the 1960s, adults returning…

IT Chapter 2

IT: Chapter Two (2019) “27 years later, Pennywise returns, and the Losers come back older, sadder, and… sometimes funnier than they should be.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This picks up 27 years after the Losers’ Club first fought Pennywise. They’re all grown up…

IT (2017 Movie)

IT (2017) “Pennywise isn’t clowning around this time.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🧾 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Derry, Maine looks normal on the surface — but kids keep going missing. The Losers’ Club (Bill, Bev, Eddie, Mike, Richie, Ben, Stanley) figure out it isn’t just bad luck. It’s…