Black Christmas (2019)

Black Christmas (2019) 🎄🔪 “The remake that tried to say something… and said nothing.” 🎬 Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! ⚠️ Content Warning This movie deals with assault themes, cult imagery, and violence.It’s also… incredibly messy…

Black X-Mas (2006)

🎄🩸 Black X-Mas (2006) Subtlety? Never heard of her. Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This is the extremely gory, aggressively 2000s remake of the classic Black Christmas — except instead of psychological dread and creepy phone calls, this one says: > “What if we replaced ALL…

Black Christmas (1974)

Black Christmas (1974) 🎄An OG slasher that walked so every horror movie after it could sprint. — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ⚠️ Warning This film has disturbing phone calls, violence, stalking, and that nasty 70s grime-horror vibe. Not for everyone. — 📦 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Before Michael Myers.Before…

Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022)

🎄🔪 Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022) When Santa upgrades from milk and cookies to murder and carnage. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — ⚠️ Warning This movie is loud, vulgar, neon-drenched, soaked in alcohol and attitude, and absolutely not for everyone.If you don’t like abrasive characters, grindhouse vibes, or metal-album…

The Mean One (2022)

The Mean One (2022) 🎄🔪 “The Grinch, but make it public domain panic mode” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailer Yep, this thing had a trailer, and it was every bit as “Oh, they didn’t get the rights” as you’d expect. They tiptoed so hard around the word Grinch…

Stranger Things Season 2 (2017

Stranger Things – Season 2 Review 🧇🎃 Since Season 5 is releasing soon in 3 parts, I thought I’d re-tackle the first 4 seasons to ride the hype. — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Also here’s the iconic opening theme. Since season 5 has officially arrived, I decided to revisit…

IT: Welcome to Derry (2025) — Episode 7

🎈 IT: Welcome to Derry (2025) — Episode 7 Review 🎥 Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? — 📌 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Episode 7 is the moment Welcome to Derry stops teasing and fully embraces horror. The episode opens with a historical flashback revealing the inspiration for Pennywise’s clown identity, then cuts…

The Nutcracker 3D (2010)

The Nutcracker in 3D (2010) 🎄🐭💀 The one Christmas film that belongs in the uncanny valley graveyard — 📺 Trailers Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 — 🏭 Who Made This? This disaster came out in 2010, directed by Andrei Konchalovsky. Supposedly it was based on The Nutcracker and the Mouse…

IT: Welcome to Derry (2025) — Episode 6

🎈 IT: Welcome to Derry (2025) — Episode 6 Review “The One Where Everything Finally Clicks… and Then Punches You in the Throat.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ⚠️ CONTENT WARNING:This episode gets BRUTAL — child endangerment, racism, manipulation, trauma, domestic violence, and one hell of a disturbing…

ZombieCON vol. 1 (2025)

ZombieCON vol. 1 (2025) “Cosplay. Chaos. Zombies. And some sorta acid trip” 🧟‍♂️⚡🎭 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? — ⚠️ CONTENT WARNING — PLEASE READ This film is vulgar, gory, violent, chaotic, and absolutely NOT for everyone.Like… if you’re squeamish, easily offended, don’t like cussing, or don’t enjoy movies that operate…