A Christmas Carol (1984

🎄 A Christmas Carol (1984) 🎄👻 “George C. Scott growls his way through Christmas.” 🎄👻🎩 — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️This version of A Christmas Carol leans heavily into horror. The ghosts are presented with genuine dread — from Marley’s unsettling appearance to the terrifying Ghost…

Stranger Things Season 3 (2019)

Stranger Things: Season 3 Review 🍿🎆 Since Season 5 is releasing soon in 3 parts, I thought I’d re-tackle the first 4 seasons to ride the hype. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 Also here’s the iconic opening theme. Since season 5 has officially arrived, I decided to revisit the…

IT: Welcome to Derry — Episode 8 (2025)

🎈 IT: Welcome to Derry — Episode 8 Review “Winter Fire” — When Pennywise Stops Hiding — Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? If you watched the trailers leading into this finale and thought, “There’s no way they’ll actually go that far” — they went further. The marketing teased fog swallowing Derry,…

Silent Night (2021)

🎄 Silent Night (2021) — Review “Apocalypse, but make it festive…and emotionally devastating.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? No nothing to do with relating to the original horror slasher Silent Night.— ⚠️ Warning This film is NOT a cheerful holiday movie.It’s dark, upsetting, bleak, and laced with anxiety, dread,…

Silent Night (2012)

Silent Night (2012) – Review 🎄 “Santa’s coming to town… and he brought a flamethrower.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 — ⚠️ WARNING This movie is violent, bloody, and absolutely not for everyone.It’s a sleazy holiday slasher — just a heads up before you dive in. — 🎄 Non-Spoiler…

Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker (1991)

Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker (1991) 🎄 This is what happens when Christmas horror drops acid. — 🎄 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? — ⚠️ Content Warning: This movie is bonkers, delightfully unhinged, and has several moments of “what in the fresh holiday hell did I just watch?”Not…

Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation (1990)

🎄 Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation (1990) “The one where Christmas is a suggestion, bugs are everywhere, and nothing makes sense.” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎬 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview If you’re expecting a slasher about a killer Santa, you’re gonna be VERY confused.Part 4 basically yeets the entire…

Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out! (1989)

Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out! (1989) “The coma-Santa movie nobody asked for.” — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥🍿 — ⚠️ WARNING: This movie is NOT for everyone.Not because it’s gory (it’s honestly not).But because it’s so bizarrely slow, confusing, and cheap that it might break your brain…

Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)

Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987) 🎄 “Ho ho ho, Garbage Day!” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ⚠️ CONTENT WARNING This film contains violence, murder, and some very questionable acting choices.Also… the movie is basically 40% recycled footage from the first film, so if you value your time or…

Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)

🎄 Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) Review Santa, Trauma, and the Most Controversial Christmas Movie Ever Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ⚠️ Content Warning This movie is deeply messed up.We’re talking trauma, murder, disturbing Santa stuff, and very 80s slasher energy.Not for kids. Not for casual viewers. Not for anyone…