Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein (2025) “The Monster Was Never the Problem.” 🕯️⚡ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 Trailer 1: From Victor’s Point of View Trailer 2: From The Creatures Point of View Final Trailer: From No Certain Point of View — ⚠️ Content Warning: This film is rated R for…
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IT: Welcome to Derry (2025) — Episode 2
🎈 IT: Welcome to Derry (2025) — Episode 2 “America? No. This is Derry.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? ⚠️ Content WarningThis episode of Welcome to Derry (Episode 2) dives headfirst into some seriously heavy stuff — racism, racial violence, institutional corruption, child trauma, and psychological manipulation. It also includes disturbing…
Young Frankenstein (1974)
🧟♂️ Young Frankenstein (1974) “It’s pronounced Fronkensteen!” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🎬 Non-Spoiler Thoughts I recently watched Young Frankenstein and wow — no wonder this has become so many people’s favorite Frankenstein movie. It’s not scary, not faithful to Mary Shelley’s text, and it doesn’t even pretend to be….
The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)
⚡️ The Curse of Frankenstein (1957) ⚡️ “Hammer Time… with Extra Blood and Morality Gone Wrong” — 🎬 Let’s start with the trailers, shall we? — 📝 Non-Spoiler Thoughts Kayla and I sat down with this film recently, and it was an experience. What Hammer set out to do was simple: revive Gothic horror by…
The Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
⚡️ The Bride of Frankenstein (1935) ⚡️ “Till Death Do Us Part… or Until Universal Needs a Sequel” — 🎬 Let’s start with the trailers, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — 📝 Non-Spoiler Thoughts Here’s the thing: I finally sat down with The…
The Frankenstein Chronicles (2015–2017)
The Frankenstein Chronicles (2015–2017) “What if Frankenstein, but make it… a detective drama?” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🕵️ Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The Frankenstein Chronicles begins with a brilliant hook: a child’s corpse stitched together from several bodies, discovered on the banks of the Thames. Enter Inspector John…
Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein (1994)
⚡ Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein (1994) A Monster Wrapped in Melodrama 🎥 Trailers First — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This isn’t your goofy, green-skinned, bolt-necked Universal Monster. Branagh set out to create a “faithful” retelling of Mary Shelley’s classic novel — though whether it actually succeeds at that is up for debate. The story follows Victor…
Frankenweenie (2012)
🐶⚡Frankenweenie (2012) Review “It’s Alive… Again!” 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Frankenweenie Trailer — Disney’s 180° TurnaroundBack in 1984, Disney took one look at Tim Burton’s original Frankenweenie short film and said, “Nope, too dark, too weird, too creepy for kids.” They literally fired him over it. Fast-forward almost three…
Victor Frankenstein (2015)
⚡ Victor Frankenstein (2015) Sherlock with Scalpel & Stitch Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers First — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This isn’t the standard Frankenstein tale you’ve seen before. Instead, it reframes the myth through the perspective of Igor (Daniel Radcliffe), a hunchback circus performer rescued and transformed by…
The X-Files: Resist or Serve (2004)
🧟♂️ The X-Files: Resist or Serve (2004) “When the truth isn’t out there — but the zombies are.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? I bet y’all are thinking, ohh, goody, another zombie game because there’s not enough of those. — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Picture this: you’re expecting an…
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