🌽 Children of the Corn (2020/2023) Review “This crop should’ve stayed buried.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers teased a “modern reimagining” of Stephen King’s short story, but what audiences got was a confused, cheap-looking mess that proved not all horror needs resurrecting. — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot…
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Children Of The Corn (1984)
🌽 Children of the Corn (1984) Review “And on this farm, He Who Walks Behind the Rows.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers leaned heavily on the Stephen King connection, promising a terrifying story of children turned killers in a small Nebraska town. — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot…
Monster: The Menéndez Brothers (2023)
🩸 Monster: The Menéndez Brothers (2023) — 🎬 Trailers First Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The trailers marketed this as a “true crime re-examination.” But the glossy visuals and Netflix prestige-porn vibe told you exactly what this was going to be — another attempt to turn real tragedy into bingeable soap…
Monster: Dahmer (2022)
🩸 Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story (2022) — 🎬 Trailers First Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The trailers for this series leaned heavy into moody horror, dark cinematography, and Evan Peters whispering lines like he’s a misunderstood anti-hero. From the get-go, it was obvious Netflix wasn’t treating this like a documentary…
Walking Dead No Man’s Land (2015)
🧟 The Walking Dead: No Man’s Land (2015) Review “The apocalypse never ends — it just keeps getting updates.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The original trailers sold No Man’s Land as the definitive Walking Dead mobile experience — a mix of tactical combat, survival, and base-building. Featuring…
Zombie Gunship (2011)
🛩️ Zombie Gunship (2011) Review “Death from above has never been this satisfying.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers promised a fresh twist on the zombie genre: instead of running from the horde, you’re sitting safely in the sky, unleashing destruction with military-grade firepower. Think Call of…
Into The Dead 2 (2017)
🧟 Into the Dead 2 (2017) Review “This time, you’re not just running — you’re running for family.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers for Into the Dead 2 promised something the first game didn’t have: an actual story. Same endless running through swarms of zombies, but…
Into The Dead (2012)
🧟 Into the Dead (2012) Review “Run fast, die faster.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Dark skies. A crashed helicopter. And then… the growls. The trailers for Into the Dead promised a relentless first-person zombie runner where survival is your only goal. No safe zones, no happy endings…
Stubbs The Zombie (2005)
🧟♂️ Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse (2005) Review “The Fedora Wearing Zombie Who Beat Left 4 Dead to the Punch” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Before we get into this, yes, they actually marketed a game where you play as a smooth-talking zombie salesman in a…
Ben and Ed (2015)
🧟♂️ Ben and Ed (2015) The zombie obstacle course you probably forgot existed — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers The trailer for Ben and Ed promised pure absurdity: a zombie forced to run a deadly obstacle course for the amusement of a dystopian audience. Lasers, buzzsaws, bottomless pits —…
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