Scaredy Pants (1999) 🎃 “The one that made Halloween in Bikini Bottom legendary” — 🕷️ Opening Title Instead of a trailer, we’ve got that classic Scaredy Pants Halloween opening — the creepy organ riff, the haunted lettering, and the pumpkin-lit vibe that sets the stage perfectly. It immediately tells you this isn’t your everyday jellyfishing…
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Lego Star Wars Terrifying Tales (2021)
Lego Star Wars: Terrifying Tales (2021) 🎃🛠️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 Who remembers this? Doesn’t matter 😏 — today we’re diving into Lego Star Wars: Terrifying Tales, a Halloween-themed anthology that gives us spooky stories from a galaxy far, far away… told in only the way Lego can: with…
Courage The Cowardly Dog (1999-2002)
Courage the Cowardly Dog (1999-2002) “Return the Slab, or Suffer My Perfect Score” — Lets start by showing y’all the theme song shall we? 🎵 Theme Song If you grew up on Courage the Cowardly Dog, you can probably hear the theme in your head right now — the creepy narration of “We interrupt this…
Danny Phantom (2004-2007)
Danny Phantom (2004–2007) 👻 ⚠️ Quick Note: This show is Nickelodeon at its spookiest — ghosts, monsters, sci-fi, and that perfect early-2000s cartoon weirdness. It’s also a show that leaned into darker themes while still being funny and kid-friendly. Plus, it gave us some of the best goth-coded characters in animation — which, let’s be…
Little Nightmares 3 (2025)
Little Nightmares III (2025) 👁️🪞 “Welcome to Sad & Friendless: The Game” — ⚠️ Content Warning: disturbing imagery, child trauma themes, body horror, creepy dolls, implied cannibalism, and—perhaps most offensive of all—characters literally named Low and Alone. Let’s start off with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 Ao aftwr playing this game, and having…
The Evil Within 2 (2017)
🧠 The Evil Within 2 (2017) A Nightmare Rewired — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The Evil Within 2 picks up three years after the first game. Detective Sebastian Castellanos (Anson Mount) is a broken man — drowning in grief and guilt after the…
The Evil Within (2014)
The Evil Within (2014) Review 🩸🧠 “Shinji Mikami said survival horror was dead — then he dragged it out of the morgue and made it scarier than ever.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview You play Detective Sebastian Castellanos, a hard-drinking, world-weary cop, called to…
The Evil Of Frankenstein (1964)
The Evil of Frankenstein (1964) 🧟 When it comes to Hammer Horror, is this anywhere near Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein… or just Hammer doing their own thing? ⚡ — ⚠️ Quick Warning Like any good Hammer Horror entry, The Evil of Frankenstein is packed with gothic atmosphere, macabre visuals, and a monster that won’t be to…
Malum (2023)
Malum (2023) “More Budget, Less Scares” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Malum is the 2023 remake of Last Shift, both directed by Anthony DiBlasi. The idea sounds promising on paper: revisit the small, effective cult-horror gem and give it a bigger budget, new cast, and expanded lore….
Last Shift
Last Shift (2014) “One Hell of a First Night” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Last Shift (directed by Anthony DiBlasi) is a lean, terrifying supernatural horror film set almost entirely in a single location: a decommissioned police station. Rookie cop Jessica Loren (Juliana Harkavy) volunteers for her…
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