Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein (2025) “The Monster Was Never the Problem.” 🕯️⚡ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬 Trailer 1: From Victor’s Point of View Trailer 2: From The Creatures Point of View Final Trailer: From No Certain Point of View — ⚠️ Content Warning: This film is rated R for…
Category: Gothic Romance
The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)
⚡️ The Curse of Frankenstein (1957) ⚡️ “Hammer Time… with Extra Blood and Morality Gone Wrong” — 🎬 Let’s start with the trailers, shall we? — 📝 Non-Spoiler Thoughts Kayla and I sat down with this film recently, and it was an experience. What Hammer set out to do was simple: revive Gothic horror by…
The Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
⚡️ The Bride of Frankenstein (1935) ⚡️ “Till Death Do Us Part… or Until Universal Needs a Sequel” — 🎬 Let’s start with the trailers, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — 📝 Non-Spoiler Thoughts Here’s the thing: I finally sat down with The…
Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein (1994)
⚡ Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein (1994) A Monster Wrapped in Melodrama 🎥 Trailers First — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview This isn’t your goofy, green-skinned, bolt-necked Universal Monster. Branagh set out to create a “faithful” retelling of Mary Shelley’s classic novel — though whether it actually succeeds at that is up for debate. The story follows Victor…
Underworld Blood Wars (2016)
🩸 Underworld: Blood Wars (2016) Review “By this point, even the blood feud feels drained.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers promised a darker, more epic war than ever before, with Selene caught between Lycans and Vampires in a desperate bid for survival. Lots of snow, lots…
Underworld Awakening (2012)
🧛 Underworld: Awakening (2012) Review “Selene’s back, but the franchise is running on fumes.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers promised a bold new direction: humans discovering vampires and Lycans, starting a war of extermination. Selene returns after being absent in the prequel, and this time it…
Underworld Rise of the Lycans (2009)
🐺 Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009) Review “When backstory becomes the whole story.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers pitched this as the long-awaited origin tale: how the vampire–Lycan war began. Prequels can sometimes add depth, but in this case, it’s just a stretched-out flashback that…
Underworld Evolution (2006)
🧛 Underworld: Evolution (2006) Review “More lore, more leather, even less bite.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers promised escalation: more action, more blood, and a deeper dive into the vampire/Lycan war. What we got was a darker, noisier sequel that doubled down on lore dumps and…
Underworld (2003)
🧛 Underworld (2003) Review “Leather, bullets, and blue lighting can’t hide a weak bite.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we see? 🎥 Trailers The trailers promised a gothic action-horror hybrid: vampires vs. werewolves, centuries of blood feud, and Kate Beckinsale in sleek leather carving her way through supernatural politics. — 📖…
The Phantom Of The Opera (2004)
The Phantom of the Opera (2004) Zero of Ten, a Mask for Nothing ⚠️ Disclaimer: This review might offend some Phantom lovers, but hey — I’ve got history with this franchise, and it’s not good history. Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? (Sighhhhhh) 🎭 Trailer: — Personal History with the IP Before…
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