😬 THE GRUDGE 3 (2009) 💀 “When Curses Go on Tour: American Nightmare Edition” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ❗Quick Note Before We Begin: So The Grudge 3 marks a dark turning point—not in tone, but in franchise geography.This is the first (but sadly not the last) time…
Category: Ghosts
The Grudge 2 (2006)
The Grudge 2 (2006) 🛬 Kayako Goes International: Now Haunting in Three Time Zones — 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — > Note: Yes, I’m talking about the 2006 American sequel, not the original Japanese Ju-On sequel. Why? Because I never watched it. I picked the Walmart DVD and this…
The Grudge (2004)
The Grudge (2004)🪦 I Wanted a Job, Not a Death Rattle: Tokyo Edition 👻 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🌀 Non-Spoiler Rundown: Today we’re talking about the American remake of The Grudge from 2004 — not the original J-horror version (Ju-On). Why not? Because I never watched it. This was…
Rings 2017
🎞️ Rings (2017)📲 From Cursed VHS to Digital Dumbassery Let’s start with the trailer. It won’t help, but hey — tradition: 🎥 Rings Official Trailer (2017) — Yes we’re not reviewing the original sequel, why? Because I said so that’s why. Also after watching this film, I refuse to touch that other sequel. 🔍 Non-Spoiler…
The Ring 2002
🎞️ The Ring (2002)📼 Static, Stupidity, and Samara’s Signal Strength Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? > Note: Yes, I’m reviewing the American remake, not the original Japanese Ringu. Why? Because I haven’t seen Ringu. Sue me. I’m not brave enough for ghost children in two languages. — 🔍 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview…
A Ghost Story For Christmas A Warning For The Curious (1972)
🏰 A Ghost Story For Christmas A Warning to the Curious (1972) – Review 🌫️💀 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ⚠️ Content Note This is a slow-burn, atmospheric horror — not a jump-scare fest. If you like creeping dread, this is your jam. Also… it’s one of the most…
A Ghost Story For Christmas Lost Hearts
👻 A Ghost Story For Christmas Lost Hearts (1973) – Review 🎻🩸 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Lost Hearts is a short supernatural horror tale that originally aired in 1973 as part of the BBC’s A Ghost Story for Christmas series. Set in the early…
A Ghost Story For Christmas The Signalman (1976)
🛤️ A Ghost Story for Christmas: The Signalman (1976) – Review (aka “When your ghost story runs on British rails and existential dread.”) — 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ⚠️ Content Warning This is a slow, atmospheric ghost story with themes of fatalism and psychological distress. If you’re expecting…
Candyman 2021
🪞 CANDYMAN (2021) 🐝 “Say his name… again. And again. And oh wait, it’s not the same guy?” — 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📜 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So it’s 2021. The world’s a mess. Gentrification is out of control, the housing market is demonic, and someone decided, “Let’s…
Candyman (1992)
🪞 Candyman (1992) – The Hook, The Myth, The Audacity of That Name 🐝 — 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 📜 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Helen Lyle is a grad student working on a thesis about urban legends, which leads her to Cabrini-Green — a place with more horror than the…
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