Kung Fu Panda (2008) 🐼 Or: How a Clumsy Panda Became a Kung Fu Legend — 🎬 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? The trailers made this look like a fun kids’ comedy about a bumbling panda doing kung fu. What they didn’t show was how much heart, style, and sheer badassery…
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A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving (1973)
A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving (1973) The one where Snoopy takes over the kitchen while Peppermint Patty loses her cool 🦃 — 🍿 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🏢 Studio & Context Created by Bill Melendez Productions and Lee Mendelson Film Productions, written by Charles M. Schulz himself. This is the…
Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015) 🕴️ Or: The Perfect Cocktail of Action, Absurdity, and Exploding Heads — 🎬 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? The trailers promised a fresh, stylish, slightly unhinged spy movie — and for once, that’s exactly what we got. Kingsman: The Secret Service takes the tired James Bond…
Wicked: For Good (2025)
Wicked: For Good (2025) Are we all wicked yet?Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎬✨ Warning ⚠️, if some y’all dont like anything relating to propaganda or find the subject of it to be uncomfortable then this film might not be for you, just warning y’all. I also wanna quickly mention, people…
Bolt (2008)
Bolt (2008) 🐶 The Dog, the Myth, the Super-Bark — 🎬 Trailer Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Bolt is Disney’s meta spin on the superhero genre, told through the eyes of an adorable white shepherd. The twist? Bolt thinks he’s actually a super-dog with heat vision,…
Underdog (2007)
🐶 Underdog (2007) “There’s no need to fear—campy Disney is here.” — 🎬 Here’s the Opening, enjoy the opening. Before we even dig in, let’s set the stage. The movie opens with a cop dog gone wrong, a washout who suddenly finds himself injected with strange chemicals that turn him into… well, you guessed it……
THE RUNNING MAN (2025)
THE RUNNING MAN (2025) – Review “What if The Hunger Games, Cyberpunk, and Fox News had a baby? (And that baby had anger issues.)” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning (Read Before Continuing) Okay, y’all — before we dive into The Running Man, let me be upfront:this movie deals…
Jurassic World (2015)
Jurassic World (2015) Review “Welcome, to The Soft Reboot” 🎥 Trailer Time Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — ⚠️ Content & Tone WarningThis film ramps up the blockbuster spectacle. Expect a higher body count, more intense dino kills, and plenty of “theme park disaster” chaos. —…
Jurassic Park 3 (2001)
Jurassic Park III (2001) Review 🦖🎬 “The One With the Talking Raptor… Yeah, That Happened” 🎥 Trailer TimeLet’s start with the trailers again, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — ⚠️ Content & Tone WarningThis one leans into straight monster movie territory. Expect jump scares,…
Jurassic Park 2 The Lost World
The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) Review 🦖📽 “Life Finds a Way… Again” 🎥 Trailer TimeLet’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — ⚠️ Content & Tone Warning ⚠️This one is darker, scarier, and a lot more brutal than…
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