Bolt (2008) 🐶 The Dog, the Myth, the Super-Bark — 🎬 Trailer Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Bolt is Disney’s meta spin on the superhero genre, told through the eyes of an adorable white shepherd. The twist? Bolt thinks he’s actually a super-dog with heat vision,…
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Underdog (2007)
🐶 Underdog (2007) “There’s no need to fear—campy Disney is here.” — 🎬 Here’s the Opening, enjoy the opening. Before we even dig in, let’s set the stage. The movie opens with a cop dog gone wrong, a washout who suddenly finds himself injected with strange chemicals that turn him into… well, you guessed it……
THE RUNNING MAN (2025)
THE RUNNING MAN (2025) – Review “What if The Hunger Games, Cyberpunk, and Fox News had a baby? (And that baby had anger issues.)” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning (Read Before Continuing) Okay, y’all — before we dive into The Running Man, let me be upfront:this movie deals…
Jurassic World (2015)
Jurassic World (2015) Review “Welcome, to The Soft Reboot” 🎥 Trailer Time Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — ⚠️ Content & Tone WarningThis film ramps up the blockbuster spectacle. Expect a higher body count, more intense dino kills, and plenty of “theme park disaster” chaos. —…
Jurassic Park 3 (2001)
Jurassic Park III (2001) Review 🦖🎬 “The One With the Talking Raptor… Yeah, That Happened” 🎥 Trailer TimeLet’s start with the trailers again, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — ⚠️ Content & Tone WarningThis one leans into straight monster movie territory. Expect jump scares,…
Jurassic Park 2 The Lost World
The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) Review 🦖📽 “Life Finds a Way… Again” 🎥 Trailer TimeLet’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — ⚠️ Content & Tone Warning ⚠️This one is darker, scarier, and a lot more brutal than…
Jurassic Park (1993)
Jurassic Park (1993) 🦖🎬 “Life, Uh… Finds a Way.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Yall know what that means? Cue Universal Logo! — 📖 Non-Spoiler Overview Steven Spielberg’s Jurassic Park isn’t just a blockbuster — it’s a cultural earthquake. Based on Michael Crichton’s…
Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
🎃 :The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) Review 🎄 This Is Halloween, This Is Perfection — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview In the creepy, kooky world of Halloween Town, Jack Skellington, the Pumpkin King, rules over spooks, scares, and everything that goes bump in the night. But Jack…
Finding Dory (2016)
Finding Dory (2016) “Hi, I’m Sigourney Weaver!” 🐠🎤 Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Trailer 🎥 — Non-Spoiler Review 🌊 Thirteen years after Finding Nemo, Pixar took us back under the sea — this time following Dory, the forgetful blue tang who stole the show in the first film. Finding Dory is…
Finding Nemo (2003)
Finding Nemo (2003) “Just Keep Swimming, Just Keep Winning 🐠” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Trailer 🎥 — Non-Spoiler Review 🌊 Pixar in the early 2000s was untouchable, and Finding Nemo is one of their crown jewels. A heartfelt father–son adventure wrapped in dazzling underwater animation, it manages to be funny,…
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