Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) Review “Witness Me… aggressively drinking water because this movie dehydrated my soul.” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — NON-SPOILER PLOT OVERVIEW 🍿 Fury Road is basically George Miller waking up one morning and saying, “What if we made a two-hour car chase that never…
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Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024)
Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024) Review “The One Where Revenge, Sandstorms, and Thor Energy Collide.” 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ⚠️ CONTENT WARNING This movie has: violence, gore, cannibalism, kidnapping, warlords, torture, limb loss, explosions, and basically everything expected from a Mad Max film except the world physically…
THE RUNNING MAN (2025)
THE RUNNING MAN (2025) – Review “What if The Hunger Games, Cyberpunk, and Fox News had a baby? (And that baby had anger issues.)” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? ⚠️ Content Warning (Read Before Continuing) Okay, y’all — before we dive into The Running Man, let me be upfront:this movie deals…
Jojo Rabbit (2019)
Jojo Rabbit (2019) 🐇 When Nazis Become Sitcom Characters and Hitler Becomes Bugs Bunny — ⚠️ Content Warning This review discusses Jojo Rabbit, a film that trivializes Nazism and portrays Adolf Hitler as a comedic character. Because of that, many of the topics — including depictions of the Gestapo, the Holocaust, and anti-Semitism — may…
The Maze Runner The Death Cure (2018)
Maze Runner: The Death Cure (2018) The Cure is Worse Than the Disease — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers — The Messiah Problem (Before We Even Begin) Let’s be real — one of the biggest issues with The Death Cure is the messiah trope. Thomas isn’t just a main…
The Maze Runner Scorch Trials (2015)
The Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials (2015) When YA Meets Straight-Up Nightmare Fuel — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers — 🍿 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview The Gladers escape the Maze only to discover… things are worse outside. WCKD hasn’t saved them — it’s still manipulating them. Thomas, Newt, Minho, Teresa,…
The Maze Runner (2014)
The Maze Runner (2014) Running in Circles Has Never Been So Deadly — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers — 🍿 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Thomas (Dylan O’Brien) wakes up in a mysterious elevator with no memory of who he is. He’s thrown into the Glade, a walled-off settlement surrounded by…
Squid Games Season 2
Squid Game: Season 2 Review Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Wait… why is it called Squid Game again? Okay, so if you’re like me and sat through three seasons wondering where the actual squid was, you’re not crazy. You probably thought the name was just edgy nonsense, like calling a…
Squid Games Season 1
Squid Game Season 1 Review Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Wait… why is it called Squid Game again? Okay, so if you’re like me and sat through three seasons wondering where the actual squid was, you’re not crazy. You probably thought the name was just edgy nonsense, like calling a…
Squid Games Season 3
Squid Game Season 3 Review Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — Wait… why is it called Squid Game again? Okay, so if you’re like me and sat through three seasons wondering where the actual squid was, you’re not crazy. You probably thought the name was just edgy nonsense, like calling a…
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