Kung Fu Panda 4 (2024) 🥟 “The panda returns… but should he have?” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Since this is a Universal film, Y’all know what that means? Cue the Universal Logo! — 🌸 Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Po (Jack Black) is told by Shifu (Dustin Hoffman) that it’s time for…
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Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016)
Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016) 🥟 “When pandas multiply, the story divides.” Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — 🌸 Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown Po (Jack Black) discovers he has a long-lost biological father, Li Shan (Bryan Cranston), who whisks him away to a hidden panda village. At the same time, the spirit…
Kung Fu Panda Legends Of Awesomeness (2011-2016)
Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness (2011–2016) 🐼 The Beginning of “Something Something Alive” — 🎶 Opening Theme Instead of a cinematic trailer, the show kicks off with its opening theme — and let’s be honest, it’s infamous. Jack Black isn’t here, so his soundalike belts out:“He lives and trains with the Furious Five, protects…
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011)
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) 🕊️ Or: The One That Broke Me and Proved Animated Villains Can Be Absolutely Horrifying — 🎬 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? The trailers teased bigger fights, cooler animation, and a new villain with feathers and fireworks. What they didn’t show was the emotional devastation, the…
Kung Fu Panda 1
Kung Fu Panda (2008) 🐼 Or: How a Clumsy Panda Became a Kung Fu Legend — 🎬 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers, shall we? The trailers made this look like a fun kids’ comedy about a bumbling panda doing kung fu. What they didn’t show was how much heart, style, and sheer badassery…
How To Train Your Dragons 2025 Remake
🐉 Let’s start with showing y’all the trailers shall we: — Plot Rundown (Non-Spoiler): The 2025 live-action remake of How to Train Your Dragon tells the same heart-filled story we know and love from the 2010 animated original — but this time in glorious live-action form. Set in the Viking village of Berk, we follow…
Shrek
Shrek: yes that’s right I’m finally reviewing this classic film and its sequel. Also warning ⚠️, just because I’m reviewing a kid’s film does not mean this review is meant for kids, there are cuss words in here so I thought I’d warn y’all now. So without further due let’s get into the review shall…
Puss in Boots – The Last Wish (2023)
🐱 Nine Lives, Zero Chill Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2023) Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailer Also here’s the iconic song Fearless Hero. ⚠️ Massive spoilers ahead. You’ve been warned. — 📝 Non-Spoiler Rundown I’ve seen this film three times (twice in theaters, once on Prime), and it…
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