🐶⚡Frankenweenie (2012) Review “It’s Alive… Again!” 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Frankenweenie Trailer — Disney’s 180° TurnaroundBack in 1984, Disney took one look at Tim Burton’s original Frankenweenie short film and said, “Nope, too dark, too weird, too creepy for kids.” They literally fired him over it. Fast-forward almost three…
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Tron (1982)
⚡👾 Tron (1982) Review 👾⚡ ⚡ “The Grid Before the Glow-Up” 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailer, shall we? — 🤔 Non-Spoiler Thoughts So here’s the thing: I finally sat down and watched the original Tron for the very first time yesterday, thanks to Disney+. Yeah, it took me over 40 years to…
Tron: Ares (2025)
⚡👾 Tron: Ares (2025) 👾⚡ Disney’s third spin on the Grid — and once again, it’s less blockbuster and more cult screening fuel. — Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 🎥 Behind the Grid: Passion or Problem? 🎬 Here’s the thing: Tron: Ares only exists because of Jared Leto. Say what you…
My Babysitter’s A Vampire TV Show (2011-2012)
My Babysitter’s a Vampire: The Show (2011–2012) “Twilight for kids? Nah, this is Goosebumps with memes.” Lets start by showing y’all the theme song shall we? 🎶 Theme SongInstead of trailers, we got a theme song that’s burned into fans’ brains forever. Cheesy, catchy, and perfectly sets up the vibe: this is going to be…
My Babysitter’s A Vampire The Movie (2010)
My Babysitter’s a Vampire: The Movie (2010) “When your babysitter brings fangs instead of juice boxes.” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🪦 Vaulted SegmentThis film is officially vaulted. It used to live on Netflix, but now? Gone. Poof. Vanished like a vampire in sunlight. And Disney+ won’t touch…
Tron Evolution (2010)
🎮 Tron: Evolution (2010) 👾⚡ “A bridge between the Grid’s past and Legacy’s future” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Before diving in, let’s start with the trailers. The promo showed us glossy visuals, slick combat, and teased the story’s place in the Tron timeline. It hyped itself as…
Tron Legacy (2010
⚡👾 Tron: Legacy (2010) 🎇 “Will this film be authentic to the vision of Tron—or just a glitch in the system?” So I’ve been meaning to get around to this 2010 film for a while now… and hey, let’s start the right way: here are the trailers. Enjoy. Oh, and in case you forgot—yeah, this…
Marvel Zombies (2025)
🧟♂️ Marvel Zombies (2025) Review 🧟♀️ “Marvel Zombies: The Dead Rise, the MCU Finally Gains a Backbone” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Marvel put out two trailers and a wave of marketing that felt oddly rushed yet massive — eight posters in just three weeks. That’s overkill (pun intended),…
The Mysterious Benedict Society Season 2 (2022)
🧭 The Mysterious Benedict Society Season 2 (2022) “Don’t fear the reaper, fear Disney+ cancellations.” — Let’s Start by Showing Y’all the Trailers, Shall We? 🎬 — Quick Disclaimer 🚨 Okay, listen. I’m already annoyed before even starting this review. Because — once again — Disney decided to yeet this show off Disney+ like it…
The Mysterious Benedict Society (2021)
The Mysterious Benedict Society Season 1 (2021) 🪣🧩 Four gifted kids, one bucket, and a villain who thinks subtlety is optional. — Disclaimer Before we even start — this show isn’t on Disney+ anymore. Yep. They pulled a “let’s yeet our own content into the void because money spreadsheets said so.” Same way they did…
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