🩸 Monster: The Menéndez Brothers (2023) — 🎬 Trailers First Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The trailers marketed this as a “true crime re-examination.” But the glossy visuals and Netflix prestige-porn vibe told you exactly what this was going to be — another attempt to turn real tragedy into bingeable soap…
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Monster: Dahmer (2022)
🩸 Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story (2022) — 🎬 Trailers First Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? The trailers for this series leaned heavy into moody horror, dark cinematography, and Evan Peters whispering lines like he’s a misunderstood anti-hero. From the get-go, it was obvious Netflix wasn’t treating this like a documentary…
House of The Dead 2 Remake (2025)
The House of the Dead 2: Remake – Reloaded, But With Blanks Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers Roll the trailers… and then roll your eyes, because once again, a remake takes something iconic and drains it like a vampire at a blood bank. — 🧟 Non-Spoiler Rundown The House…
Dead Space 2008
💀 Dead Space (2008) Review 💀 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview: In Dead Space (2008), you play as Isaac Clarke, an engineer sent aboard the USG Ishimura, a mining ship that’s mysteriously gone silent. What starts as a routine repair mission quickly descends into a claustrophobic nightmare…
Superman IV The Quest For Peace
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🧠 Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown: Superman IV: The Quest for Peace finds Superman trying to rid the world of nuclear weapons after a heartfelt plea from a kid. Meanwhile, Lex Luthor escapes from prison with the help of his…
Superman III
Superman III (1983) 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📝 Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown: Superman returns for round three… but this time the enemy isn’t just a villain — it’s the script itself. Clark goes back to Smallville. Richard Pryor invents super-hacking and ends up building a doomsday computer. A fake…
Superman II
Superman II (1980) 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📝 Non-Spoiler Plot Rundown: The sequel picks up not long after the events of Superman: The Movie, with Clark Kent still balancing his double life as a mild-mannered reporter and the world’s most powerful alien. But trouble’s brewing in the form…
Superman 1978
Superman: The Movie (1978) – Review Lets start by showing yall the trailers shall we? Before diving into the plot or anything else, let’s take a moment to honor someone important to this legacy: Gene Hackman, who passed away in February 2025. Gene and his wife, Betsy Arakawa, both died within a week of each…
Tales From The Walking Dead
Tales of the Walking Dead – Season 1 — 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🧠 Now before we dive into anything… let’s talk about how dumb this show is. The concept? Anthology episodes exploring different stories across the apocalypse. Sounds cool, right? Execution? Absolute mid. Most of these episodes…
The Walking Dead World Beyond Season 2
The Walking Dead: World Beyond – Season 2 — 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🧠 Now before we dive into anything… let’s talk about how dumb this show is. You know what’s wild? They had a whole extra season to fix things—and somehow made it worse. Season 1 was…
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