🪞 Candyman (1992) – The Hook, The Myth, The Audacity of That Name 🐝 — 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? 📜 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Helen Lyle is a grad student working on a thesis about urban legends, which leads her to Cabrini-Green — a place with more horror than the…
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Sleepaway Camp
🏕️🔪 Sleepaway Camp (1983) – The Summer Camp Slasher With That Twist “You won’t be coming home from camp this summer.” — ⚠️ Content Warning: This review discusses a film that contains dated, problematic, and potentially offensive content related to gender identity and mental health. While Sleepaway Camp is a cult horror classic, its infamous…
Nightbreed
🧟♂️🌈 Nightbreed (1990) – Queer Monsters, Slasher Chaos, & Clive Barker’s Cult Fever Dream 💀🧠 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📖 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview: Nightbreed is what happens when Clive Barker says, “You know what? Slashers are fun, but let’s throw in some Lovecraft, monster misfits, and repressed queer metaphors…
Aladdin 1992
Aladdin (1992) Review Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — Non-Spoiler Plot Overview Aladdin is one of those Disney Renaissance classics where the second you hear the music, you’re mentally flying on a magic carpet through your childhood. Set in the fictional city of Agrabah, the film follows a street-smart “diamond in…
Coco
Coco: Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? Yeah idk what took me so long to get to this review but I’m finally reviewing this masterpiece of a film. Also, I remember something that still to this day gave me another reason to despise Disney, so get this sometime after or before this…
El Tigre (Retrospective)
El Tigre: so this review is gonna be slightly different because this is a show that came out decades back on Nickelodeon titled El Tigre. At first, I vaguely remembered watching this show, all I remembered was the theme song, so I decided to rewatch it when it came on Paramount Plus. I absolutely adored…
White Day: A Labyrinth Named School (2001 / 2015 Remake / 2017 Western Release)
White Day: A Labyrinth Named School (2001 / 2015 Remake / 2017 Western Release) “A simple gift of candy becomes a descent into the most haunted school you’ll ever step into.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎬 Trailers The trailers leaned into claustrophobic terror — long hallways lit by flickering…
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