🦋 Fatal Frame II: Crimson Butterfly (2003) “Twin souls bound by blood, cursed by fate.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The trailers leaned heavily on the twin-sister dynamic and the ghostly red butterflies — instantly setting it apart from the first game. It promised more lore, more tragedy,…
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Fatal Frame (2001)
📸 Fatal Frame (2001) “The camera doesn’t lie — it screams.” — Lets start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? 🎥 Trailers The early trailers promised a survival horror unlike anything else on the market. No shotguns, no rocket launchers — just a camera. And somehow, that felt more frightening than any arsenal Resident…
Honey Dont (2025)
Honey Don’t! (2025) “Detective work? 🕵️♀️ Nah, just horniness in a trench coat.” Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers shall we? — Non-Spoiler Rundown Honey Don’t! wants to be a slick neo-noir mystery, but instead it’s Margaret Qualley as Honey O’Donahue stumbling through subplots with nothing but bad instincts and horny impulses. Instead of…
Sadako VS Kayako (2016)
👻 SADAKO VS. KAYAKO (2016) 🎬 “Freddy vs. Jason Walked So This Could Trip Over Itself” — 🎥 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? Yes, this was real. Yes, someone said “greenlight it” with a straight face. — ❗Quick Note Before We Begin: Yep—we’re doing it. We’re talking about Sadako vs. Kayako……
The Grudge 3 (2009)
😬 THE GRUDGE 3 (2009) 💀 “When Curses Go on Tour: American Nightmare Edition” — 🎬 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — ❗Quick Note Before We Begin: So The Grudge 3 marks a dark turning point—not in tone, but in franchise geography.This is the first (but sadly not the last) time…
The Grudge 2 (2006)
The Grudge 2 (2006) 🛬 Kayako Goes International: Now Haunting in Three Time Zones — 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — > Note: Yes, I’m talking about the 2006 American sequel, not the original Japanese Ju-On sequel. Why? Because I never watched it. I picked the Walmart DVD and this…
The Grudge (2004)
The Grudge (2004)🪦 I Wanted a Job, Not a Death Rattle: Tokyo Edition 👻 Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 🌀 Non-Spoiler Rundown: Today we’re talking about the American remake of The Grudge from 2004 — not the original J-horror version (Ju-On). Why not? Because I never watched it. This was…
Rings 2017
🎞️ Rings (2017)📲 From Cursed VHS to Digital Dumbassery Let’s start with the trailer. It won’t help, but hey — tradition: 🎥 Rings Official Trailer (2017) — Yes we’re not reviewing the original sequel, why? Because I said so that’s why. Also after watching this film, I refuse to touch that other sequel. 🔍 Non-Spoiler…
The Ring 2002
🎞️ The Ring (2002)📼 Static, Stupidity, and Samara’s Signal Strength Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? > Note: Yes, I’m reviewing the American remake, not the original Japanese Ringu. Why? Because I haven’t seen Ringu. Sue me. I’m not brave enough for ghost children in two languages. — 🔍 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview…
Candyman 2021
🪞 CANDYMAN (2021) 🐝 “Say his name… again. And again. And oh wait, it’s not the same guy?” — 🎞️ Let’s start by showing y’all the trailers, shall we? — 📜 Non-Spoiler Plot Overview So it’s 2021. The world’s a mess. Gentrification is out of control, the housing market is demonic, and someone decided, “Let’s…
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